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[smokesordie]

I need a fucking zippo.

HOW THE HELL CAN YOU EVEN GET WIND WHEN YOU'RE IN A BOWL?

Don't answer that.

Comments

[redhead_rabbit]

Ya alright there, Me-chan?

[smokesordie]

Peachy keen.

Hey. What all can that hammer of yours do again?

[redhead_rabbit]

So far I've figured out how to make it grow and shrink, also extend the hilt too. Supposedly somethin' 'bout fire and wind too. Why?

[smokesordie]

But you can't make that wind and fire part work?

Because the wind's pissing me off.

[subject_e0057]

I could always see what I can do, if you can get Zombie to stay out of it.

[smokesordie]

Aha, yeah, that's likely.

[subject_e0057]

Offer's always there.

[smokesordie]

Aw, that's sweet.

[fewterer]

If you watch over the shop, I'll go look for one.

I'm sick of all these goddamn people coming in asking me to do things.

[smokesordie]

I'VE BEEN WATCHING IT

BE FAST

[fewterer]

I prepared most of the orders today anyway.

I'll go, shut up. I don't have super speed or anything.

[smokesordie]

We already agreed, I deal with the assholes, you deal with the--yeah, that sounds gay.

Does this count as overtime?

[jackofallcards]

Zippo?

[smokesordie]

Chrome lighter. Doesn't go out at a little wind like a sissy.

[godsmajesty]

... A lighter? For smoking?

What does wind have to do with it?

[smokesordie]

Flame plus wind equals bye bye.

[godsmajesty]

[Encircles "bye bye", adds = and ?]

Or are you using fancy words to ask for a lighter?

[smokesordie]

Pretty much.

Except for the fancy part. That's a first.