I thought this was amusing...

[smoke_au]

... and I know few if any of you guys read the same stuff as I do, so you might not have seen it.

True Story (name changed to protect those involved):

At the airport where this pilot "fish" works, security has

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[mehndi_chick]

Amazing.
I work at BWI, and I have an all access badge, and I STILL have to go through hoops to get anywhere.

[x_wargod_x]

I recently read a news story where thumbscan technology had been tested and average everyday play-doh and the person's thumb can actually fool a thumbscan 90% of the time.