Comments | smittywing: Tactical Assault = Tactical Blunder

smittywing

Tactical Assault = Tactical Blunder

Aug 17, 2007 20:45

Thanks to the wishlist feature of Tivo, terrible Robert Patrick movies occasionally rear their badly-written heads. Tonight, I decided to wade through one of the gems as I ate dinner. Specifically, Tactical Assault which has the added bonus of being a military airplane movie and we all know how those inspire me ( Read more... )

robert patrick, cheap beer

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lilac_way August 18 2007, 01:11:26 UTC

So what your saying is that your Rutger Hauer and my Carson Beckett should get their slash on and have chaste, fully-clothed lurve?

smittywing August 18 2007, 01:17:42 UTC

Hahaha, NO. I'm down with the chaste and the fully-clothed, but I'll skip the lurve, thanks. ;)

lilac_way August 18 2007, 01:28:48 UTC

They can miss their mother's together. Let me tell you about my main memory of Rutger Hauer: ( and pls to be excusing the typos -- wine has been drunk)

Back in 1985 (right after Ladyhawke) he starred in this movie called Flesh and Blood with Jennifer Jason Leigh. It took place in the middle ages and people caught the plague. Before plague struck, JJL and RH did it in a middle ages-style hot tub. Then people died horribly. The end.

sp23 August 18 2007, 14:32:43 UTC

Ha! I remember that movie. So bad. So very, very bad. :D

thepouncer August 18 2007, 01:29:30 UTC

I wouldn't have any idea what this is like, watching wretched dramas for the sake of one actor. Oh no, not at all.

*cough*

smittywing August 18 2007, 01:35:40 UTC

The sad thing is that I watched all THAT wretched drama, too. Sherman's March comes to mind. :P

smittywing August 18 2007, 01:37:44 UTC

PS: I totally never answered your note about hanging out last week and I am SO SORRY. I have failed at organization this week and will probably continue to do so until October. That said, I may be in Delaware (Philadelphia actually) next Saturday night but if, by chance, I am not, mall? Lush is having an EVENT.

thepouncer August 18 2007, 02:31:17 UTC

Oh believe me, you aren't the only one having organizational troubles lately! And I vegged around all last weekend, which was totally for the best.

But yes to mall and LUSH, if you're in town. Because LUSH makes everything better.

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wychwood August 18 2007, 23:44:05 UTC

Ahahahaha. I'm so glad you watched this so I never have to *g*.

Also, the shrink was worse than *Heightmeyer*?

smittywing August 19 2007, 23:59:40 UTC

Don't say I never jumped on a grenade for you. ;)

The shrink was FAR worse than Heightmeyer. I don't think she'd ever even HEARD of the concept of impartiality.

chicklet_girl August 21 2007, 19:41:50 UTC

OMG, you need to make these a regular feature. Because I'm not quite up to watching them myself, but I'm dying to know what they're like. *g*

Also,

I'm not even talking about the slashy, gentle, half-choke because I do not ever want to see Rutger Hauer in any condition other than fully clothed.

is seconded heartily.