[Locked to her boys]

[smithnjones]

Alright, we need a housewarming party or something, because it's been a long time since there were parties and Des promised. Besides, I'm the boss so that's why neither of you have much choice in the matter

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[thatsortofaman]

A party? At the house? Not that I mind, it's just parties I attend tend to be a little heavy on fire and disaster. Or hadn't you noticed? It's fine, really, I'll just... be elsewhere. Or pop in for a little while and then leave before something can come through the fireplace and eat someone.

[smithnjones]

Oh. You'll be there.

You had better be there.

And by the way, the last party that you attended? No fire or disaster so that argument's not holding up very well just to let you know. Just mistletoe and drunkenness if you'll recall.

[thatsortofaman]

And how quickly after that did the elevator explode? I'm not convinced that wasn't just a delayed reaction. I never even told you about the last party I had before the Rift! It's just really

Do I have to?

[smithnjones]

What about the last party you had before the Rift?

I really just think you're being overly paranoid here. Nothing's going to happen and if it does, it'll probably happen even if you're not there for it.

And yes, you have to. I want you there.