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[smithcrawford]

well hello. i figured its about time to write something in here. i feel kinda light headed right now so this is gonna be short. and sweet. (if you're on atkinks i have some splenda.)  its a joke. its supposed to be funny.

homecoming seems to be ok.  just the day of the dance is gonna be hectic. the 2nd round auditions are that saturday in

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[redheadlindsay]

you are the funniest person that i know. seriously.

[anonymous]

ummm, hey garrett, you dont know i exist, but i think ur freaking sexy, and i will stalk you forever and ever
<3
~stalker~

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[smithcrawford]

well hello anonymous stalker. i'm not sure what to say.
i guess.....happy stalking? forever and ever.

<3
~the stalked~

[anonymous]

i saw you playing bass in chapel today
the sight of you brightened my day, as it so often does...
thought i would share that random bit of info
never lose your sexyness
<3
*stalker*

[hewarmsmy_heart]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[hewarmsmy_heart]

...ahem

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[smithcrawford]

what the heck. are you this stalker person? if its not kelli being stupid, i don't know who this unknown stalker is. anyway. once again. happy stalking.

<3

*the stalked*

[newyorker5422]

yea hey!! this is kellie , from colorguard, i know your talkin bout the kelli in the band but yea still i hope you don't think im ur stalker i mean sure your really hott but i have better things to do then to stalk people lol i know who it is but i'll tell you later shhhh!

<3 non-stalker

[khs32889]

this is hilarious!!!! btw this is kathy also from colorguard. yeah i know who the stalker is too but i'm sworn to secrecy. sry i can't tell u but i'm sure kellie will if u really want to know.

~Kathy