Happy Birthday Indeed

[smilesawakeyou]

Title: Happy Birthday Indeed
Author: Yours truly
Fandom: The Daily Show/AC 360/Countdown
Pairing: Anderson Cooper/Keith Olbermann
Rating: PG-13 for la-la-la-language
Warning: Uh, mildly stupid. And I wrote it all in one go with very little proofreading and I've never written Keith before. Oh, right, and I say something bad about Jonathan Larson.

Comments

[toperfection]

Weeee! DRUNK!Andy is too fun and should be written more (hint*) and he's an evil little one, isn't he?
Also.."I scream Rape" is now my favorite ficJon line..ever. And the banter and everything..god,I love this.

[smilesawakeyou]

Man, everyone wants more Drunk!Andy now. You people are SO DEMANDING. He is devious to a degree that no one suspects... making the deviousness all the greater!

My friends and I are always yelling "RAPE!" whenever we molest each other. We also do this weird "step back, you are too close! You are giving me the 'uh oh' feeling!" in a voice like a 70's informative film. Yeah... we're a special bunch.

THANKS FOR READING!!!

[favabean05]

OMG my coworker has been staring at me like I am insane because I have been grinning and giggling the whole time I was reading this...at work. Drunk!Andy rules all...and I think he should be written much more often. I agree with toperfection Jon's "come near me, I scream rape" is the greatest ever. That was the line that made me crack and laugh out loud in the store =D

[smilesawakeyou]

I tend to do the ole "read funny things online and gigglesnort like an idiot within range of my coworkers" thing way too often. I think they all think I have issues now.

I love yelling "RAPE!" at people. It tends to throw them off when they're, you know, asking for directions or something.

THANKS FOR READING!

[favabean05]

I love yelling "RAPE!" at people. It tends to throw them off when they're, you know, asking for directions or something.

Holy shit, you do that too?! Hahahahahaha!

[smilesawakeyou]

If only I really did that. I fear my parents have instilled too much Protestant shame in me to actually pull that off. Hahahaa.

[falsifiability]

Oh lordy, I looooooove Drunkerson. So much. And Jon and Stephen bickering.

*secretly hoping they went home to git it on too*

[smilesawakeyou]

Ahaha, Drunkerson is officially the word of the month. I dub you Queen of my Life for inventing it. I now love you forever. Use me well.

They totally started making out on the cab ride home and then proceeded to have lots and lots of buttsecks on every surface in Jon's home

Ahem. Anyway, THANKS FOR READING!!!

[girlofjuly]

You're so right, there's definitely not enough Drunk!Andy. So you should write more of it.

“Do you know… what would be… completely hot?” he slurs, pointing between the two of them. “If you two made out. That would… that would be the best present ever. In fact, that would cover my next 40 birthdays.”

“Well, he is a Vanderbilt,” Stephen reasons gravely. “There isn’t much in the ways of material possessions that we could offer him.”

“You come near me,” Jon warns, his voice deadly serious, “I scream rape.”

Ahahaha. This cracked me up fr srs.

[smilesawakeyou]

Write more? Geez, it's like you guys think I enjoy abusing Andy or something! Pssh.

I always say the "I'll scream rape" thing. Which works so well when it's guys who don't know me all too well. It's a wonder why I'm still single...

THANKS FOR READING!

[mistresstoaster]

Never ever enough Drunkerson! And really, who is Keith to defy his awesomeness? Brilliant and cute and it made me LOL a lot.

[smilesawakeyou]

Keith can't deny the awesomeness, hence them going back to Anderson's place for some hawt secksings. Hooray!

Thanks for reading and liking the lulz!