*Steals Meme From Greeneyelove... again*

[smgriffin]

Alrighty, so I've offically stooped to stealing candy from a baby and selling Greeneye's spleen on the black market. I think I'll go back for her right kidney, though, because I soon realized no one NEEDS a spleen. They're just fun to look at

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[greeneyelove]

LOL. Trust me, you don't want my kidney. Either of them.

I will go with Roy/Dick in an AU where Roy works in a brothal and Dick is his best customer.

[smgriffin]

"I never understood that

[anthraciteowl]

Poor Roy! I hope Cheshire is *actually* taking care of Lian. And I hope Roy gets to see her.

Dick is going to lose his temper when he finds out!

[anthraciteowl]

P.S. Mind if I add you as a friend? So I don't miss important things like this meme in the future!

[greeneyelove]

I love this! So much! Thank you. Roy would do anything for his daughter and Dick is smitten. I think they need to run away together!

[smgriffin]

Well, I'm sure Lord Grayson will be furious when he finds out about Madam Chesire's dark secret and underhanded dealings with his tragic love. He'll be able to lie and say Lian's his illegitamete daughter and move Roy into his house with vague but non-specific explainations about 'the hired help'.

Happily Ever After!

[anthraciteowl]

Sure, I'll play. I'd love to. Just missed tyhat you had taken on the meme.

AU: The Best Show on Earth!
Watch Bruce Wayne's Wonderful Traveling Circus! In town for One Night Only! See our World-Famous Aerialist, our Fearless Lion Tamer, and our Brilliant Magician!

[smgriffin]

"No." Tim shook his head vehemently. "No way."

"Come on!" Dick whined, snatching at his little brother. "It's springy." He demonstrated, smooshing the hat and watching it snap back. "Durable and practical, just like you!"

"It's a Mickey Mouse Wizard's hat!" Tim yelped, ducking under the clown car. He subconsciously remember to not scratch the paint - Joker was creepy enough without he and Harly mad.

"For a first class Magician!" The acrobat insisted, tumbling over the car with ease.

Helplessly, Tim feigned a dodge, but Dick was too quick for him, restraining him tightly in taut arms."No!" He roared desperately. "You'll have to kill me first!"

"Aww, now what would I do tha-"

"Let go of the little bit, birdy-boy." Dick was distracted by the loose lipped drawl. Glancing over his captor's shoulder, Tim called for help.

"Jason, thank God." He gushed. "He wants me to wear a hat."

"Dickie," He scoffed disapprovingly. "How could you?"

"It's Mickey Mouse." The guilty protested. "It's awesome.Jay shook his head. "You're only seeing

[anthraciteowl]

Poor Tim. He is so doomed. Good thing he doesn't really mind!

This was wonderful. Thank you!

[museofspeed]

I love this meme. Mind if I play?

How about...Han, Luke, and Leia in a superhero AU?

[smgriffin]

"Laser eyes." Han deadpanned.

"Yes."

He eyed Leia suspiciously, rolling the idea about his mind before realizing - Luke was just that strange. "So, your brother has laser eyes."

Leia huffed and gave him a disproving glance before returning to her paperwork. "I already told you that."

"And you want him to stay on the couch." Han asked, dubiously.

"Don't you start acting like you have a say in this, Mister." Leia warned. "He will be staying on the couch. I'm just giving you fair warning so I don't come home and find him shot and you well-done."

Han paused. "Shot?" He asked, interested. "So he's not invunerable or anything?"

Leia sighed in exasperation and stood. She crossed the room and leaned over the sofa to give her boyfriend a long hug. Then, she twisted his ear and hissed. "Don't. Even. Think about it."

[museofspeed]

*snort*

This is hilarious! Thanks!

[smgriffin]

This was a fun prompt. I had several different plots running through my head, but this was the only one that wouldn't eat my brain for ever and ever and ever. XD

[angel_gidget]

Tim and Dana Winters-Drake
AU: Dana found the secret closet compartment, not Jack

or

It was her under the Spoiler mask instead of Stephanie Brown

[smgriffin]

It was impossible, Dana thought hysterically. There was no possible way Tim could be sneaking out every night, doing god knows what, without she or his father knowing. He just couldn't!

Could he?

Tim always seemed so quiet and researved, to find something like this was hard to believe. Then again, Tim was so smart - smarter than she was by a mile. If he really felt like hiding something, she supposed it would be easy for him

[angel_gidget]

Bwahahaha! Love it!

Dana's such a loving and concerned character. And the fact that her mind goes in a completely different direction when she finds the kevlar.... yes. Just yes.

I would never have thought about it, but I suppose with the costume fashion of the uniform, one very well could jump to such a conclusion. And if you don't know what all those crazy bat-gadgets do, they could be mistaken for some very naughty toys.

Thank you for an awesome snippet of Dana & Tim. ♥

[smgriffin]

Well, and you have to admit 'Boy Wonder' would have to be a common theme in Gotham. I mean, when most parents find ridiculous and showy costumes no one in their right mind would wear in public, they don't think 'Oh, my child's saving the world!' they either think you've got a roleplay fetish, or you're getting paid to fufill someone elses. XD