IF I WRITE IN A DIARY, DOES THAT MAKE ME EMO?

[smexy_typist]

*PULLS HIS HOBBY NOTEBOOK OUT OF HIS BATMAN BACKPACK AND FLIPS THROUGH THE BOOK UNTIL HE FINALLY FINDS A BLANK PAGE* *MAKES SURE HAHN ISN'T LOOKING AND STARTS WRITING*

MORE THINGS HAVE HAPPENED THESE LAST FEW DAYS THAN IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS! I HAVE BEEN IN FIGHTS, BEEN STRANGLED, GOT HIGH, STOLE A WALLET, GOT A CONCUSSION, MADE AN ENEMY WHO IS

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[the_mechanist]

-WALKING BY HIMSELF FEELING PRETTY DARN GOOD ABOUT LIFE- I WONDER WHAT FLOUR-YOU, I WONDER WHAT YOU IS UP TOO.

[smexy_typist]

*BLUSHES* OH! HWANG! HEY THERE! HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY! *INSTANTLY VERY HAPPY* IT'S NICE TO SEE YA, WHAT'RE YOU DOING AT THE QUICK STOP TODAY?

[the_mechanist]

HM? OH, HELLO YOU. I'M JUST AH, WANDERING I SUPPOSE. WHAT'RE YOU DOING?

[smexy_typist]

<3 OH NOTHING! *PAUSES* OH WAIT. I'M BEING KEPT HERE AGAINST MY WILL. *POINTS TO HAHN* THIS GUY... HE GRABBED ME, STRANGLED ME UNTIL I COULDN'T BREATHE ANYMORE, HELD ME UPSIDE DOWN BY ONE LEG, DROPPED ME ON MY HEAD, HELD ME UPSIDE DOWN AGAIN, AND HIT ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD OVER AND OVER.... *MAKES AN ADORABLY SAD FACE* AND NOW I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE HIS SIDE...

[hahn_theman]

...-TWITCHTWITCH- ...HEY, THAT'S A *REAL* NICE STORY...TOO BAD MY OWN EYESIGHTS A LITTLE WEAK ..WHY DON'T YOU COME CLOSER SO I CAN SKIN YOUR HIDE DX<.. I CAN READ IT BETTER. >:)

[smexy_typist]

AWW... YOU NEED GLASSES TOO? DON'T WORRY, AFTER WE GET YOUR WALLET BACK, I'LL BE SURE TO DIRECT YOU TO A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN GET THOSE NASTY CATARACTS TAKEN CARE OF. *INNOCENT SMILE* DID YOU GET TO THE PART WHERE THE JANITOR RUNS AT YOU WITH A MOP? I REALLY LIKE THE ADJECTIVES I USED THERE.

[hahn_theman]

-JUST GROWLS AND STARTS STRANGLING HIM- >|||||

[smexy_typist]

IF I DIE, I'M HAUNTING YOU UNTIL THE END OF TIME! *KICKS AT HAHN'S STOMACH, TRYING TO GET HIS WEAK BODY AWAY* YOU-*GASP* ILLITERATE- *GASP* OLDY!

[the_desserter]

*YUP STILL MAD ABOUT THE WHOLE "SCREAMED RAPE" THING* >|

[smexy_typist]

WHY IF IT ISN'T MY OLD BUDDY, THE RAPIST! YOU'LL GET ALONG WITH MY NEW FRIEND, HAHN THE OLD PLATYPUS! ^^

/WHATHISNAME

IF HE DIES IN THE PAST, WOULD HE BE REVIVED AGAIN WHEN EVERYONE IS RETURNED TO NORMAL? BECAUSE I ENJOY PLAYING THIS GUY AS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST MORON. ^^

[the_desserter]

ADSAFKNE!! WHAT!? I HAVE NEVER RAPED ANYONE! D<

/JJ
SURE WHY NOT? 8D

[smexy_typist]

THEN WHY'D YOU SAY "OH NOES NOT AGAIN!" WHEN I SHOUTED RAPE IN THE THEATRE THEN? HMMM?

/WHATHISNAME

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL HE GOES BACK TO HIS OLD AGE. HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO BEG SOOOOO MANY PEOPLE FOR FORGIVENESS...