HEY LOOK THERE. IT'S AN ADORABLE LITTLE DUCKY.
DOES THE ADORABLE LITTLE DUCKY SAY THAT IT'S TIME FOR A VALENTINE'S DAY SURPRISE?
NO.
IT IS A DEVIL DUCKY.
what does devil ducky say?
NOTHING. HE IS TOO BUSY EATING YOUR STILL-BEATING HEART.
yeah, so as my flist has probably heard, I was totally stood up yesterday.
and because I'm being completely overwhelmed by the valentine's day crap, this is making me a little bitterer than I usually am.
so you know what that means?
VALENTINE'S DAY FIC FOR ALL OF MY FLIST AND PEOPLE THAT LURK AND EVERYBODY.
except it won't be valentine's day themed.
definitely nothing about hearts or candy or romance, unless it involves romantically eating soemone's still-beating heart like it's candy.
and I'll do a fic a day, (unless you want a novel. then I'll need like a week, so no novel requests please) every day from tomorrow until whenever the requests run out.
and no drabbles or anything lame like that.
HI THERE NEW PEOPLE. REQUEST FICS FROM ME. IT HELPS GET RID OF THE BITTERNESS.
(
runawaynun, the jack/irina/laura you requested beforehand does not count.)
(I keep an archive of my [couple of] fics at
arenotvalid)
here are my fandoms:
battlestar galactica
carnivale
doctor who
heroes
alias
the west wing
veronica mars
firefly
you know what? FUCK IT.
I'll do arrested development and 30 rock too.
AND I DO CROSSOVERS.
any rating. crazy pairings. whatever. I'll stretch myself, I'll do it.
request me. request me twice. or three times. or if you have any wibbly little plot bunnies.
DO IT NOW.
please?
THE LOVE DUCK COMPELS YOU.