Michael Phelps In The Kitchen With The Revolver

[smellyleaf]

Title: Michael Phelps In The Kitchen With The Revolver : Part 2/?
Pairing: MPhelps/RLochte; CJones ; CLeClose ; RBerens ; ICrocker ; NAdrian ; VARIOUS
Fandom: RPF ; Clue!AU
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Real person fiction; Real person slash; crack!fic
Summary: Written for this prompt asking for a Clue!AU story.
Notes: Um. . . the plot thickens?

Comments

[smellyleaf]

I know, I personally have a hard time even writing Phelps/Anyone because my internal Ryan monologue is just like WHAT DOES THAT PERSON HAVE THAT I DON'T? PLZ TELL ME SO I CAN CHOP IT OFF.

lololololol

[ch33rylips]

lolololol Chad's about to get curb stomped

[smellyleaf]

Oh yeah, Ryan is all

"watch me turn from classy to ghetto in 2.3 seconds"

Michael would just be like "you were never exactly classy..."

[smellyleaf]

lol I don't usually do straight up crack so, yeah, I'm enjoying myself XDDD

[ellanna22]

I don't normally read crack but

"Oh my God, that stain will never come out," Cullen breathes

Actually caused some cereal to fall from my mouth. You seriously need a no eating or drinking warning on this.

xxx

[choklit_latte]

Ryan will cut a bitch! I don't think any fic has made me lol as much as this, and you're just getting started. Can't wait to see what's next.

[smellyleaf]

NGL though, it is 100% crack. Except for all the references to swimming & Ryan being fashionable.

lol

[madamroyale]

Ryan snatches up his steak knife and dives clear over the table, aiming for Chad, "Motherfucker, I'll KILL YOU."

Laughing like a crazy person over this line. Love this story, the boys are terrible, catty, and awesome at the same time.

[smellyleaf]

I tried so hard to come up with a way to write Ryan as Ms. Scarlet without making him catty.

And it was impossible. So I gave him the Steak Knife in the Dining Room.

XDDD

[aloakley]

loool ryan's gonna cut a bitch. someone hold his earrings XD

[smellyleaf]

lolololololololol
THIS