Dear Mandie,

I would like to apologize for sending you to the emergency room from our actions on friday night.  I promise the next time you come over, we will not have tequila (to-kill-ya) and go sledding down our stairs into a parking lot.... instead, we will have beer and vodka, and go bungee jumping off balcanys.  I hold myself personally ( Read more... )

WOW... it seems as tho ever since i got this myspace addiction, my poor livejournal has been left out in the cold.

So Sorry LJ.

Anyways, it's probably a little too late to update about this past weekend, but let me just say, it was CrAzY DrUnK fun... lots of illegal stuff that i probably shouldent update about anyways....

School is sa-weet. ( Read more... )

A LITTLE FOOTBALL UPDATE:

Sooo, the Tostito's Bowl sucked my ass... OSU v Notre Dame, and of course the Irish had to lose to the damn buckeyes.  My mom went to OSU, and Notre Dame is MY TEAM, so we had a little party... aka, about 20 close friends, vodka daqueries, tequila margaritas, cold beer in frosty mugs, and that fiiine green in one hitter ( Read more... )

Have you ever watched kids

On a merry-go-round?

Or listened to the rain

Slapping on the ground?

Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?

Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?

You better slow down.

Don't dance so fast.

Time is short.

The music won't last.

Do you run through each day

On the fly?

When you ask How are you?

Do you hear the ( Read more... )

So i went to the Cabin last night with the love of my life, Katie.

in all actuality 'Bethany Hillstrom' went to the Cabin with the love of my life, Katie

but anyways, there are 5 of us (and i'm HORRIBLE with names) who are drinkin beer at the end of this table when all the sudden 5 shots appear, oatmeal cookie shots, and they are amazing. we look ( Read more... )

Should Children Witness Childbirth??

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the
call...

The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, ( Read more... )

Well, I am a brunette now...

I guess we shall see who REALLY DOES have more fun.

I have 3 CHEESE RANCH dressing...

so when i eat my broccoli with it, it's like eating broccoli and cheese AND broccoli and ranch.

and i have whole grain bread...

so when i make a salad, i use my bread to make toast, and use that for croutons.

I'm so ghetto fabulous.

It just seems like whenever i talk to my sissy online, i wanna update the ENTIRE convo cuz they are soo random and hilarious, so i'm going to... (this one is a short one!!)

Chellebelle538 (11:28:03 PM): jaaaaaaaayme
iamjaymers (11:28:14 PM): HIIIIIII

Chellebelle538 (11:28:48 PM): how are u
iamjaymers (11:31:13 PM): super excited to be alive, how ( Read more... )

~*Hillmond University of Hawaii*~
Founders: Chelle Hammond and Bethany Hillstrom

This is a university for the elite, the top guns, the best of the best of the best, the most prestigious college ever.

Getting in is very selective... but once you are in, you cuztomize your major to take the classes you want.  Yep, thats right, no more boring ( Read more... )