I Am Not Amused

[smell_as_sweet]

For the student who, no later than fifteen minutes after I left this morning, decided to "borrow" my computer that was left running in the dormitories, you seem to have misplaced your hat. I may or may not soon leave it in the front office lost and found bin, depending on if I decide to go out tonight or not, but you're free to visit my room once

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[babblingriver]

I don't consider her a threat to anyone here at school.

[smell_as_sweet]

Then it would seem that we are in agreement. Hopefully, everyone knows that. I was simply using your concerns as an example.

I still need to meet your brother.

[babblingriver]

He's usually in the infirmary, in his room, or with me.

[smell_as_sweet]

I suppose there's a good chance I'll meet him any given class day of Beginning Flight, too.

[imdynamite]

Professor Kaiba, I am neither "chan" nor "dear," though it's nice to hear you enjoy my tea. While I can understand the possible confusion, and I will say "Kaiba-kun" does roll quite easily off one's tongue, you seemed to be enjoying things a bit too much.

He wanted to get me back is all.

And I'm sorry.

[smell_as_sweet]

Don't worry about it. Someone went too far with a prank.

Speaking of which, Omm was inside my room earlier and seemed fine, but he got away again, unfortunately. I don't think I could have stopped him without hurting him.

I know it sounds ridiculous and I won't begin to pretend I understand why, but he took that hat with him into the ventilation system. I doubt the average spider can even do what he did.

(OOC: ...my initial reflex was typing "You sure are." I don't wonder why I never make many friends in person.)

[imdynamite]

((XD))

...He's alive?

[smell_as_sweet]

Well, he was this morning. If he leaps at one of the girls or Kaiba like that, he might not enjoy my level of restraint.

He let himself right in through the vents, somehow.

[vs_fate]

Well, all right, but you started it.

[smell_as_sweet]

Of course "I" did, Kaiba-kun. I just thought it might be fitting to remind you of your own lines. No real harm done.

Also, you might want to be a bit more quiet talking with Arachne... I didn't hear everything, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone else did.

Private to Mamoru

[professorharuka]

Hey, you all right? That whole thing was getting pretty damn nasty.

And what's up with everyone messing with your stuff?

Re: Private to Mamoru

[smell_as_sweet]

I'm fine, though I'm a little unsettled. Arachne's never going to bother me that much. Especially not over giving Simon a better dress.

Those blackouts are happening again lately, probably just stress. But I was in class, so unless I can be two places at once to kill chimeras naked with my bare hands like you can, it wasn't me. Maybe I should just be flattered girls are trying to sneak into my room, but they could at least do it while I'm there and say something nice.

Re: Private to Mamoru

[professorharuka]

Maybe you should see a doctor about those blackouts. I'm assuming that's what you went to see Kaiba about too?

(Unless you really have a thing for men and green tea, which is fine with me. Insert the 'I support you' speech here You always did want to wear dresses ... -teasing grin-)

So you want girls to sneak into your room for some "extra help" hm? I can just imagine the scene: "Oh, Professor Chiba, I wasn't sure how this scene was supposed to go. Could you play the tall, dark and handsome character only because Professor Tenou is not available?"

Or even better: "Could you show me what to do with my broomstick?"

Re: Private to Mamoru

[loaghaire]

OOC: Sorry for barging in, but... Shouldn't that last sentence be: "Could you show me what to do with your broomstick?"

...Again, my apologies. XD Couldn't resist it. "Is that a broomstick in your pocket, Professor, or are you just happy to see me?"