Dalek Awesomesauce Reboot: The Lost Chapters - 2.1
It’s been a year and a half since my last post of the Dalek Awesomesauce Reboot. Since then I have acquired a new computer. I hadn’t gotten very much further in the game when I lost it BUT I do still have 3 updates that I documented and then failed to post. They are coming your way! HUZZAH! I am considering restarting yes AGAIN, don’t you sass me. I just love the Dalek’s too much to give up on them; However, since dusting off my game I have started a different legacy. Maybe I could switch back and forth between the two, i.e. when one infuriates me I switch to the other, but given my track record I don’t want to over commit myself…WE SHALL SEE. ANYWAY, for your viewing pleasure here is Dalek Awesomesauce 2.1:
Warning: Spam...I'm not kidding SO. MUCH. SPAM, swearing, evil plans of evilness, Sorcery!!, much ado about sexytimes, the gay, and approximately 115 images behind the cut.
Featuring sims by: brilliantcat, and boolprop_bea, with a walkby by lithium_lily.
Recap: Cerulean and Aubergine earned their fuzzies and clipping and general game borkage ran rampant. Plum loved his mommy and I marshaled the spawn into a league of athletes worthy of the gods, all but Amethsyst who stood pudgy and defiant. However, It cannot be said that she didn't busy herself. She essentially raised her younger siblings whilst her parents focused all of their energies on promotions and climbing their respective career ladders. Under her careful eye Damson and Crocus successfully graduated from diapers and where ushered, with much fanfare, into grade school. Öndótt (brilliantcat) mastered gaming, earning the Dalek's their second hobby plack (thing...I can't spell, I'm sorry), the second set of twins grew into adolescents (which they promptly skipped in favor of adulthood) and our darling Plum was crowned heir. It begins:
In celebration of the passing of the torch I decided to make-over Plum's room.
I tacked on an en-suit as well.
Ooo, bathroom. (How are you liking this commentary? Riveting, yes? I'm rusty, all right.)
ANYWAY, back to business. For some reason (seriously my own logic makes no sense to me) I decided that since generation black's heir has to be supernatural that it would be much easier to have Plum turn them then to have said heir do it themselves (even though I would still have to go through the process of befriending the witch to turn Plum, and also I would be playing though the supernatural story-line twice when only once was required...I TOLD YOU, I DON'T EVEN KNOW).
But wouldn't it be easier to simply forget all of that and just stare at some sexy maxis green face?
Is this your idea of bonding, because...
Plum: "Bitch, NO. I will not be shamed! Not by you, Saggy tits."
Lest we forget that Plum has all of one shiny nice point, he was good enough to remind us.
Plum: "You have awoken the dragon!"
Guuurl, dat face though.
After much harassment, the witch grows weary and finally decides to give Plum what he seeks. Queue transformation spam:
Plum: "I can bend the very earth to my will" *evil laughter*
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...
What have I done!?
The phrase "overkill" does not appear to be in my lexicon.
And Plum begins his quest to earn the coveted green sparkles.
It's not all potion making and evil scheming for Plum, he hasn't forgotten his childhood love of the game.
Plum: "GOAL!"
Plum: "And that's the match! The Daleks owing yet another sweeping victory to Plum, Lord and Master of the Universe!" *mimes applause*
I'm not sure if this was meant to be an "I haven't shown you the house in a while" shot or an "I just finished updating the house" shot.
Aside: one should never place garage doors when "moveobjects on" is enabled.
Plum: "I am clearly the supreme twin, everyone thinks so. Wisteria ain't got shit on me"
Cerulean: *snorts*
Öndótt: "Okay honey, you just keep telling yourself that."
Öndótt: "Our son may be a megalomanic with as much goodness in his soul as the gods gave a rabid gerbil. But you're still sexy as hell."
Plum: "You say that like it's bad..."
Cerulean: "Baby, I know it."
And now for more interior decor spam then you EVER needed:
I moved Plum's room to the ground floor, since he is the new heir he should have a master suite.
There is an en-suit nursery as well, for all of those gen black babits.
And a sudden jump upstairs to the bedrooms.
Cerulean and Ondott decided to have the sexy times in the middle of my house documentation....we'll come back to this room.
There, now that it has been newly vacated.
And finally Whale, because everyone needs a whale in their pool.
What do you mean you didn't need 21 images of decor? That's crazy talk!
It's a big house, okay?
Look! a pixel_trade walkby! Say hello to Kate by lithium_lily
Plum decides that the first order of business is to forsake that nice big bed I just bought for him and to take a nap on the hammock in the sun room. He is damn cut though...
I toned down his alter-room (I don't know if that is the right term and I am too lazy to look it up right now so that will have to do), so now it is just his cauldron and his Book of Shadows.
And a matchmakers crystal ball, why not? It can find us the best match without all of the hassle and wasted time and disappointment of dating which I was never very good at anyway.
And the crystal ball has conjured up Xanthic by boolprop_bea for us. He's adorable! I approve already.
Your face, sir! I like that shit. I would give you his stats except I don't have them anymore. :(
Things seem to be going well so far.
Umm Honey, Plum is totally gay.
Plum: "It's okay, I'll show him. He shall know of my gayness and rejoice."
...
Plum: *plots gay sex*
Look at their adorableness! LOOK AT IT!
All right, here is the gay sex I promised:
Possibly my favourite picture, just for Plum's face.
Plum: "Yes, I think I shall keep you."
Not to be outdone, Öndótt and Cerulean decide it is time to up their game: bring on the public indecency in freezing temperatures!
Plum: "Sup, dad."
Plum is totally not phased, but who are we kidding, he grew up with this shit. This is what they were doing instead of raising him. I mean, there is a reason he has six siblings.
GREEN SPARKLES ACHIEVED!
Let's celebrate with more gay sex!
BAM! Pregnant.
And you thought Plum had a bad temper before, just wait for those mood swings. Also, it looks like he might have been out in the cold for a little too long, we have to keep that baby toasty.
Öndótt reaches Platinum aspiration. Bonus!
What's this?
Oldness achieved!
Cerulean: Wait for me! I'm coming too!"
Cerulean: *old*
Jesus christ, I need defaults.
Old age has turned Öndótt crotchety, but at least she looks fabulous.
As does Cerulean with his old man make-over. You are rocking that grandpa sweater.
Thistle is enraged by the knowledge that Xanthic has empregnated Plum, making her even further down the line of succession, and decides to steal a moldy old news paper...For revenge.
Hey, I never claimed it made sense.
I apologize for how over blown this photograph is.
It saddens me how many mpreg morphs I don't have, so I thought I should illustrate what it should look like for you.
Achievement unlocked: Baby bump.
Wisteria is good enough to come pay a visit to her brother during his time as incubator and bond over greasy and fattening food.
Really? Is the romance already gone? There is such a thing as common courtesy dude, even if you are pregnant.
AH! A Baby bump has been spotted in it's natural habitat! Let's get a closer look.
AHHHH! *excite*
Phase two of babit incubation: commence.
It has been a while since we have seen a glitch, here have one on me: making the bed, you're doing it wrong.
Science!
OooOooOoo, it's in the moon and in the sky!
This moment brought to you by my childhood.
And here we see the larger baby bump. Can you tell that I am excited for this baby? Because I am excited for this baby.
I don't know what this is about but Plum doesn't seem very confident in his chess playing abilities.
BABY TIME!
That's all for now! Until next time when we can get a better look at the sprog!
Previously:
1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4
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