Drabble Masterlist
Because I've written so many that I need to have a masterlist. This is...kinda becoming a problem. You'll have to join the PuckRachel comm to view these if you aren't already a member.
Returning something at Victoria's Secret
There are plenty of 17 year olds doing worse things than having sex, so we should be okay.
Lea Michele Photo Prompt
802: I’m going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if it’s the last thing I do.
"Did you just paint my ass?"
Exchanging notes during class
Psychic
Buying Condoms
It's just that, when Mercedes tells them she saw Rachel Berry as a cupcake, he's maybe a little more turned on than he should be.
Dick in a Box
Puck taking care of Rachel after the Vitamin D performance.
"If you could be anywhere right now where would you be?"
Wedding Crashers prompt
Rachel is reading a book that is crazy addictive and she won't put it down. Puck is frustrated that his girlfriend won't pay attention to him because of a book. (If you decide to name the book, please don't have it be a Twilight related one.)
"What do you mean you've never had sex in a bed before?"
"Is that lemonade? 'Cause I can't drink anything yellow. Looks too much like pee."
"This is a lovely quilt your mother gave us."
"We were good, weren't we?" "We were better than that."
"If you text me back with the dirtiest thing you can think of, I'll bring you home something you've been wanting." "Unless it's an engagement ring, I'll have to politely refuse."
"You cold? 'Cause I'll give you my jacket if you take your skirt off."
Rachel vows to find all Puck's erogenous zones.
"Last night I had a dream he told me he loved me."
Puck and Rachel explain to their child where babies come from.
"How many kids are we having?"
"I wrote you a letter." "I wrote you a song."
"I know. She needs to end that, dude."
"Don't come. Don't you dare come."
Puck makes up a list of his ideal girl. Someone finds it: "You know this is Rachel, right?"
Rachel is a hockey fan. Puck thinks that's hot.
"You talk in your sleep."
"You're sexually harassing me." "I'm riding an elevator."
Puck finds out sex can break his girlfriend's fever.
PR inspired by OTH's LP.
Rachel and Puck, both famous, do a high fashion photo shoot together. (Photo prompt.)
You just kept saying, "I want my babies to look like you."
"I don't wanna be broken up anymore. It feels like shit and I hate it."
Turns out Santana is a bad influence on Rachel, and Puck kinda digs it.
"You've got me sounding like a Hallmark card..."
"I've given you two sons already. I think it's time you gave me a girl."
"This is a bad idea."
"I love you so much that if you were a zombie, I'd give you my heart."
"From now on, you're in charge of all my decisions."
"You need to bang that kid's mom!"
Puck takes care of a drunk Rachel, and she's an honest drunk who tells him exactly what she wants to do to him behind closed doors.
Puck and Rachel's daughter gets knocked up by Finn and Quinn's son.
They're roommates. One of them is getting married and they have to decide who gets the apartment.
Rachel has never seen The Notebook. Puck has. Twice.
"What if you're playing me? " "What if I'm not?"
I Wanna Dance With Somebody
Puck drives Rachel home from the Christmas tree lot.
"So, does your offer still stand?"
"Aren't you going to unwrap your gift?"
Finn finds out Rachel and Puck deflowered each other.
"That was you trying to seduce me?"
Puck cheats
Exclusive New York Club. Puck is a bouncer. Rachel wants in.
Taylor Swift photo prompt
"We're just friends. Who like to cuddle."
"You smell like candy."
"This is so wrong."
"Stop." "You sure?" "No. No, don't."
You should never pick on your sister when she has a baseball bat in her hands.
Badass in training onesie
"You just can't stand to see her happy with someone else, can you?"
In a game of truth or dare, Rachel is asked what her best sexual experience was.
"What do you think would have happened if me and you had a relationship that actually lasted?"
Puck and Rachel share a hotel room and the newlyweds in the next room make it awkward.
Fallen ballerina photo prompt
"You smell really good." "I smell like your aftershave and that's on accident."
"You came back here to fall in love with me all over again, didn't you?"
Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
"You really shouldn't say I love you unless you mean it."
"Don't worry. I've got you."
"My mom is coming to town next week. Maybe you'd like to nail her too!"
Puck accidentally gives nude pics of Rachel to his boss.
"There's nothing to be ashamed of, Noah. I'm sure this happens to a lot of boys."
After Finn and Rachel's millionth breakup, Puck decides to move in before his window of opportunity closes again.
"I was spying on Noah. You just get in the way sometimes."
"Oh, my god. You're naked."
"I'm not asking, I'm telling. Marry me."
"This doesn't mean I love you, okay?"
"I'm half in love with you right now for that."
"I just want to make love with you on my air mattress."
"Why the fuck aren't you here with me?"
"You look hot in that uniform."
Rachel rewards Puck for being the best Ambadassador glee club has ever had.
"You're going to marry her, aren't you?" Fill 1 & Fill 2
Puck figures out Rachel's pregnant before she does.
(303) I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
"Look, I know you want an apology, and I totally would. Except I'm not sorry I punched you. I'm just not down with you staring at her ass like you're about to come in your pants."
(616) On my way home right now. I miss you. Let's cuddle. Whiskey.
Do you think your Mom will notice?
Matt Rutherford: Matchmaker. He gets sick of the obvious flirtation and attraction between Puck and Rachel and decides to do something about it.
(512): You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Returning something at Victoria's Secret
There are plenty of 17 year olds doing worse things than having sex, so we should be okay.
Lea Michele Photo Prompt
802: I’m going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if it’s the last thing I do.
"Did you just paint my ass?"
Exchanging notes during class
Psychic
Buying Condoms
It's just that, when Mercedes tells them she saw Rachel Berry as a cupcake, he's maybe a little more turned on than he should be.
Dick in a Box
Puck taking care of Rachel after the Vitamin D performance.
"If you could be anywhere right now where would you be?"
Wedding Crashers prompt
Rachel is reading a book that is crazy addictive and she won't put it down. Puck is frustrated that his girlfriend won't pay attention to him because of a book. (If you decide to name the book, please don't have it be a Twilight related one.)
"What do you mean you've never had sex in a bed before?"
"Is that lemonade? 'Cause I can't drink anything yellow. Looks too much like pee."
"This is a lovely quilt your mother gave us."
"We were good, weren't we?" "We were better than that."
"If you text me back with the dirtiest thing you can think of, I'll bring you home something you've been wanting." "Unless it's an engagement ring, I'll have to politely refuse."
"You cold? 'Cause I'll give you my jacket if you take your skirt off."
Rachel vows to find all Puck's erogenous zones.
"Last night I had a dream he told me he loved me."
Puck and Rachel explain to their child where babies come from.
"How many kids are we having?"
"I wrote you a letter." "I wrote you a song."
"I know. She needs to end that, dude."
"Don't come. Don't you dare come."
Puck makes up a list of his ideal girl. Someone finds it: "You know this is Rachel, right?"
Rachel is a hockey fan. Puck thinks that's hot.
"You talk in your sleep."
"You're sexually harassing me." "I'm riding an elevator."
Puck finds out sex can break his girlfriend's fever.
PR inspired by OTH's LP.
Rachel and Puck, both famous, do a high fashion photo shoot together. (Photo prompt.)
You just kept saying, "I want my babies to look like you."
"I don't wanna be broken up anymore. It feels like shit and I hate it."
Turns out Santana is a bad influence on Rachel, and Puck kinda digs it.
"You've got me sounding like a Hallmark card..."
"I've given you two sons already. I think it's time you gave me a girl."
"This is a bad idea."
"I love you so much that if you were a zombie, I'd give you my heart."
"From now on, you're in charge of all my decisions."
"You need to bang that kid's mom!"
Puck takes care of a drunk Rachel, and she's an honest drunk who tells him exactly what she wants to do to him behind closed doors.
Puck and Rachel's daughter gets knocked up by Finn and Quinn's son.
They're roommates. One of them is getting married and they have to decide who gets the apartment.
Rachel has never seen The Notebook. Puck has. Twice.
"What if you're playing me? " "What if I'm not?"
I Wanna Dance With Somebody
Puck drives Rachel home from the Christmas tree lot.
"So, does your offer still stand?"
"Aren't you going to unwrap your gift?"
Finn finds out Rachel and Puck deflowered each other.
"That was you trying to seduce me?"
Puck cheats
Exclusive New York Club. Puck is a bouncer. Rachel wants in.
Taylor Swift photo prompt
"We're just friends. Who like to cuddle."
"You smell like candy."
"This is so wrong."
"Stop." "You sure?" "No. No, don't."
You should never pick on your sister when she has a baseball bat in her hands.
Badass in training onesie
"You just can't stand to see her happy with someone else, can you?"
In a game of truth or dare, Rachel is asked what her best sexual experience was.
"What do you think would have happened if me and you had a relationship that actually lasted?"
Puck and Rachel share a hotel room and the newlyweds in the next room make it awkward.
Fallen ballerina photo prompt
"You smell really good." "I smell like your aftershave and that's on accident."
"You came back here to fall in love with me all over again, didn't you?"
Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
"You really shouldn't say I love you unless you mean it."
"Don't worry. I've got you."
"My mom is coming to town next week. Maybe you'd like to nail her too!"
Puck accidentally gives nude pics of Rachel to his boss.
"There's nothing to be ashamed of, Noah. I'm sure this happens to a lot of boys."
After Finn and Rachel's millionth breakup, Puck decides to move in before his window of opportunity closes again.
"I was spying on Noah. You just get in the way sometimes."
"Oh, my god. You're naked."
"I'm not asking, I'm telling. Marry me."
"This doesn't mean I love you, okay?"
"I'm half in love with you right now for that."
"I just want to make love with you on my air mattress."
"Why the fuck aren't you here with me?"
"You look hot in that uniform."
Rachel rewards Puck for being the best Ambadassador glee club has ever had.
"You're going to marry her, aren't you?" Fill 1 & Fill 2
Puck figures out Rachel's pregnant before she does.
(303) I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
"Look, I know you want an apology, and I totally would. Except I'm not sorry I punched you. I'm just not down with you staring at her ass like you're about to come in your pants."
(616) On my way home right now. I miss you. Let's cuddle. Whiskey.
Do you think your Mom will notice?
Matt Rutherford: Matchmaker. He gets sick of the obvious flirtation and attraction between Puck and Rachel and decides to do something about it.
(512): You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.