1st squeak [text]

[greatmousethief]

Hello, Smash Academy. My name's Daroach, and I'm the leader of the Squeaks

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Skarmory is Astute: The Video

[metal_feathers]

Squeaks? That's the sound a mouse makes!

[video]

[greatmousethief]

[He flicks the feed on, and tugs on his hat.] Correct. That would be because we are, in fact, mice.

[metal_feathers]

Wow!

I don't see that many mouse Pokemon around here!

[Sorry, DarDar, you are being welcomed by a little kid DEAL WITH IT.]

[greatmousethief]

Er... I don't mean to sound rude, but I'm not familiar with that term you used. "Pokemon", was it?

[monotreme_101]

Huh.... yeah. I knew Professor Daroach... he taught Survival Skills, has a wife and kids (Who he told me he cheated on.) and was.... pretty hot and cold. Kinda OK one day, telling you to piss off the next. I was OK with him, I guess. We eventually came to kinda an understanding.

Anyhow! My Girlfriend Goombella and I are the students who organize Treasure Hunting club and Brock is our Staff member liason guy. We haven't met that often, even though the club has been around a while. Finding places to go where no students are gonna die can be a challenge! My name is Knuckles, by the way.

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[greatmousethief]

Oh dear... Doesn't really sound anything like me. Dare I ask how late I am?

I see. Well, I don't want to sound condescending or anything, but I've always felt you had to earn the reward, meaning that sometimes you do have to take risks. At any rate, well met, Knuckles. I'll do what I can to locate any potential spots.

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[monotreme_101]

Oh, geeze... uhh... year? More? I honestly don't recall. Looooong time ago, though.

And beleive me - I agree. I've hunted in some of the most dangerous ruins and they always surprise me. However, we've got a range of ages and abilities to think of and only so many people to look after the younger or less able kids. I don't want anyone gettin' hurt on my watch.

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[greatmousethief]

Tch! I didn't think it took THAT long to get here... But maybe that's for the better.

Might I suggest, then, that you divide the members into groups based on their skill level?

[shootgeodudes]

Welcome to Smash Academy, Daroach. I am Rhys of Team Green Oak.

A pleasure to make your acquaintance.

[greatmousethief]

The pleasure is mine. Tell me, Rhys... what sort of team is it that you speak of?

[shootgeodudes]

It is a Pokemon Team. Green is a Gym Leader in the Kanto region, somewhere far from here.

Pokemon teams are used in combat against other Pokemon trainer's teams. A gym leader is above and beyond your average trainer. They hand out 'badges', which are a sign of prestige and power.

[This mini lesson brought to you by Rhys talking to much.]

[greatmousethief]

[Well, you're more informative than Skarmory, so that's a start.]

Pokemon, as in the little one up there mentioned? Other than that, I think I get it...

[veneroso]

Who are 'the Squeaks'?

[greatmousethief]

We hunt treasure throughout the cosmos. That's who we are.

And you are?

[veneroso]

Sounds impressive.

My name is Eli. I'm a student here.

[greatmousethief]

Indeed. A pleasure to meet you, Miss Eli.

[badasscopters]

Wait, how the...

Okay.

You ain't gonna freeze me and try to kill me, are you?

[greatmousethief]

Not unless I become possessed by Dark Matter or the like, which isn't very likely to happen. I hope.

I presume that my impostor threatened something along those lines?

[badasscopters]

Right. Good. Dunno what a Dark Matter is, but that doesn't matter.

Your impostor was whiny and batshit, and that's putting it lightly. You don't seem much like him, so we're good.

The name's Goose, and I'm one of the guards. Pleasure.

[A much, much larger pleasure.]

[greatmousethief]

Ah. I'm sorry you had to deal with that.

The pleasure is mine.