[HEART SWAP EVENT] Falcon and Olimar 8D
Characters: Manaphy, Olimar, Capt Falcon and random passerby.
What: Manaphy wants to ask something about Biology. But douchebag Falcon makes that impossible.
Where: Olimar's office mostly.
When: FUTUREDATED to July 31th, AFTER CLASSES.
Rating: PG-13ish for swearing?
Normally Manaphy would avoid asking a lot of questions - he usually tried to figure out ( Read more... )
What: Manaphy wants to ask something about Biology. But douchebag Falcon makes that impossible.
Where: Olimar's office mostly.
When: FUTUREDATED to July 31th, AFTER CLASSES.
Rating: PG-13ish for swearing?
Normally Manaphy would avoid asking a lot of questions - he usually tried to figure out ( Read more... )
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Manaphy had walked in, he seemed rather nervous though then again most students seemed rather uncomfortable. After all who wants to directly approach a teacher so bluntly?
Knowing he had to get going early to meet up with Falcon he had completely all his work and grading. He moved papers on his desk out of the way and smiled meekly, "Hello Manaphy, may I help you with something?"
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Sitting on a chair across from Olimar's desk, he produced the homework paper that was partially filled out.
"I...wanted to know more about their social behavior? Uh...more like how they communicate and such. Their dietary habits are a bit confusing too..."
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Olimar scanned over Manaphy's papers. "Well Pikmin travel in groups you could say. As many as one hundred can be found together, they are very social creatures and rely on teamwork. As for their dietary habits...it's very intriguing indeed. Like plants the pikmin take in sunlight however they are capable of consuming various nectars."
Still with a smile, he was actually quite agitated earlier. Leon seemed to have been out of contact and he was all of of the transformation pills that he had been taking. So now he found himself stuck in his old alien form. Having to work at less than three feet wasn't easy.
"Is there anything else Manaphy? I hope I've been able to be of some help."
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Manaphy took the paper back from the little professor (he didn't care that the teacher was shorter since Manaphy himself was only a foot tall in Pokemon form) and furiously wrote down the answers that he just received. Then looking up again, he asked another question.
"This is the last one Mr. Olimar...uhm. Are they hermaprodites or have genders like us?"
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He was in a good mood, and that meant he wouldn't bother to knock. It had become a kind of habit of his to burst in unannounced an uninvited, and today was no exception. Besides, Ollie should be expecting him. They were supposed to be going somewhere, after all.
Falcon gripped the knob and flung the door open with a rather satisfying BANG, bursting rather dramatically into the room. "HEEEY OLLIE!"
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Manaphy was about to leave for the door when a GIANT BANG resonated around his ears. Captain Falcon certainly had his way with entrances...and despite the boy's efforts (?), it was too late.
A familiar glow overcame Manaphy's antennae and eyes, and time stopped momentarily as Falcon and Olimar's "hearts" were swapped. Instantly, everything went back to normal - as much as possible, of course.
Snapping back, Manaphy looked around. He saw Falcon...and Olimar...in all the wrong places. Realizing in horror at what just happened, he began to shake uncontrollably. Past memories awashed him before he hit the ground in a faint...
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It took him a moment to gain his bearings, but when he did, he saw Manaphy unconscious on the floor and he knew exactly what had just happened, mostly because he heard his voice and he was not talking. He had seen this happen to Otacon...then Samus and Jeff...
And now him apparently.
"OH. FUCK. NO."
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"..."
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"HEARTSWAP. FUCK."
He had to take a second to fully comprehend the situation. His violent burst into the room must have spooked Manaphy into it, and unfortunately for Falcon, he remembered the other captain telling him he had recently run out of Leon's...what were they called...'gijinka' pills.
Which explained why he was looking up at everything. And he was not happy about it.
And clearly Olimar was clueless. Just great. Falcon was not good at explaining things while freaking out, which he was just about to do.
"MANAPHY. HE DOES THIS THING. A POKEMON THING." He made a wild hand motion, continuing to raise his voice. "AND....WE'RE SWITCHED AND NOW YOU'RE ME. FUCK."
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"C-calm down please!" Olimar said rather hushed, kneeling to Falcon's new eye level. "I-I...I don't know what to say...this is temporary isn't it?" With this he looked at his own hands seeing he was wearing the fingerless gloves Falcon always wore. Feeling to awkward to respond he kept silent.
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"RGH!" He leaned against the door with his back to the other captain, trying desperately to compose himself. It wasn't working very well but he at least managed to answer the question. "Yeah. Temporary. Less than...a week, tops. It's happened to...Otacon...and Samus and Jeff. You spook the kid and it sets him off."
Sure, he knew it would wear off soon enough. But that didn't mean he was going to be happy about it. "SHIT, THIS SUCKS. AND IT'S FUCKIN' WEIRD."
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"Excuse ME?" Now Olimar was raising his voice, not by a lot but it was clear he took this VERY offensively, "Are you insisting it's unbearable to be me?" Originally he intended on commenting how uncomfortable it was hearing himself shout and scream like that but he himself could have a little of a temper at times.
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Fighting with yourself was admittedly very strange.
"Ollie, I am used to being six-foot-three. Bear with me okay, this is NOT FUN."
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Olimar placed a hand on Falcon's head, patting him didn't seem to strange since it was pretty much himself. "Just please PLEASE settle down. Acting...hysterical isn't going to help..."
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