Magic class the third!

[robenwizardhat]

*at random training field #88, hovering over on his broom*

Heya lil students! Look, just like I said, we're outside today. *waves* See, I'm such a nice guy, going over the thing everyone has been wanting to do first! You brats better be thankful...!!

Okaaay, so! It would take FOREVER to go over all the details of offensive magic. But at least

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[not_a_tadpole]

*Rubs his hands together, raises them over his head, and floats up out of his pants. Lightning strikes Ivan... and a few of the taller students. Whoops!*

[robenwizardhat]

*SOMEHOW MAGICALLY was able to avoid the lightning despite being in the air on a broom*

...HEE HEE HEE!

An elemental lightning attack... you hit Ivan, but you also hit a couple students!

... Which is pretty funny! Eh, they look fine! I'm gonna give that good marks anyway! What else do you know? You can try that lightning thing of yours if you wanna try again!

[not_a_tadpole]

*thinks Kamek is made of HAX.*

I did?! Oops! I didn't mean too, honest... *Makes tiny, smiling rainclouds appear over each zapped student to dump HP all over them. Somehow.* Okay, I'll try something else! Um...

*Thinks for a moment, watching Ivan get pelted with fireballs. Then he floats out of his pants again and a flurrie of snow comes from out of NOWHERE despite the summer weather, and a snowman falls directly on top of Ivan, knocking him over.*

[robenwizardhat]

*HE IS PROBABLY*

We're not covering healing magic in this class, puffball! ...Geh, whatever...!

*managed to avoid LIGHTNING but a snowstorm, no, not so much avoiding that. Holds sleeve in front of him as the flurry of snow passes* B-being cold-blooded sure has it's disadvantages sometimes. Brr...!

*THAT WAS COLD YOU JERK* U-uh, yeah! Not as funny as the lightning, but you managed to knock him over! Is that all you have? *lol Ivan gets up afterwards, shivering a little* (...How does something made of stone manage to shiver at all?!)

[pkloveomega]

*girly scream and cowering at the lightning, though he's thankfully too short to get hit*

...Whew. Okay, Lucas... you can do this.

U-Um... PK Fire!

*He's not as good with this as PK Love, so it just kinda... doinks off of Ivan. Ivan wobbles and starts to fall. Lucas panics.*

A-augh! PSI Counter!

*The barrier springs to life just in time. Ivan bounces off it... and falls onto his back, stubby limbs waving* *girly scream and cowering at the lightning, though he's thankfully too short to get hit*

...Whew. Okay, Lucas... you can do this.

U-Um... PK Fire!

*He's not as good with this as PK Love, so it just kinda... doinks off of Ivan. Ivan wobbles and starts to fall. Lucas panics.*

A-augh! PSI Counter!

*The barrier springs to life just in time. Ivan bounces off it... and falls onto his back, stubby limbs waving*

[robenwizardhat]

*laughs at his wimpiness*

Kehehe! This is hilarious! Your fire move wasn't that hot-looking at all! You have to use it a little more something like...

*waves wand at Lucas, shooting a shot of fire towards his feet*

This!

...And Ivan, get up off your back! C'mon! *and Ivan gets up staring down at the students once again*

[pkloveomega]

*eeps away from fire, sulks at being blatantly mocked*

If PK Fire won't work, then I guess the only other option is...

PK Love α!

*holds out his hands and whoa hello psychokinetic blue seizure funtime*

[robenwizardhat]

*holy crap that's kind of trippy looking*

*Ivan stumbles back a little, the attack not weak, but not that strong either. CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY HE DIDN'T FALL*

Oh yeeeah! You're the one with the silly-named attack! Continue on with whatever you know, I guess.

[oso_tigre]

:D

All right, here we go! PK FIRE!!

*starts hurling fireballs at Ivan*

[robenwizardhat]

Unlike that other kid *NOT SO SUBTLE NOD TO LUCAS* this one has a lot more fire power!

Hey, you're a natural at this! Reminds me of those stupid brothers, though... Is fire the only one you know? I'm curious to see what else you got!

[oso_tigre]

Sure I've got more! Watch this!

*Brings her hands up as ice shards form around her*

PK FREEZE!

*sends ice shards flying at Ivan, then prepares another attack*

And now... PK THUNDER!

*snaps fingers and... lightning strikes a random spot that's nowhere near Ivan*

Argh! That one always misses!

[robenwizardhat]

*OH DAMN MORE ICE ATTACKS flies a bit farther away to avoid the coldness around it*

So you got fire, ice... AAACK!

*barely misses that lightning strike* H-hey! Watch it!

Sheesh... Maybe if you try multiple strikes of lightning, instead of one, your chances of hitting something will increase! You look like you have a lot of energy, so go try it again like that if you can! Just don't hit ME!

[madyoyoskillz]

*totally sneaking into the class for the first time evar because he was curious and well anyway he's HERE NOW*

...Shattered Man? No. Pff. *waves his hands out in preparation, about to try a "PK Flash"-style PSI Rockin' but sees what his other PSI-wielding buddies are doing, shrugs and decides to join in*

PK Fire!

*flings one out there via jellyfish arms without much concentration beforehand and the little spark poofs into a few dinky little flames before petering out* ...ehem. *backpedals out of Ivan toppling range seeing as his attack has pretty much no effect at all*

[robenwizardhat]

...What's with all the fire moves in a row? And PK? Something you losers are in on?

*OHYEAH AND ALSO LAUGHS AT NESS* That was almost as bad as that blondie's over there! No wait, I think it was worse! Fire is easily the simplest of the elemental moves! Looks like I shouldn't expect too much of this class after all, hee hee hee!

*have some shots of fire down at your feet* See, it's not hard at all!

[madyoyoskillz]

It...well, "PK" stands for "psycho kine--"

*immediately shuts up, making a frowny face of anger* I only just learned this about a month ago, cut me at least a little slack!

*harrumphs to himself and throws up his hand in perpendicular directions as Kamek launches the fire at him, creating a spherical bluish aura around himself. the fire is absorbed and Ness drops the forcefield right after since at this point in time he can only maintain it for a few seconds anyway, smiling confidently and wordlessly up at his professor like TAKE THAT*

[robenwizardhat]

Geh... that look on your face! Hmph! *angry fayze*

*have some more mocking* About a month ago? A MONTH? I know you brats have school to worry about, but a month is more than enough time to successfully learn something like that! At least, it shouldn't be as WEAK as what you did! Doesn't look like the move for you, hee hee!

[sexy_harem]

*goes over to the front of the Whomp and starts casual conversation with Ivan the Terribly Ugly as if they had been friends forever, as projectiles fly all around them*

"..ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"

* peaks from Ivan's front to talk with Kamek*

"Hey flying Turtle thing! Ivan says you wear woman's lingerie, is that true?" :D

[robenwizardhat]

... *STARES*

WHAT?! That's not true, idiot!

*oh well if he's attacking students, he might as well attack the one that pisses him off the most >| shoots some colorful shapes at Ganondorf*

If you don't stop chit-chating and ATTACK IVAN I'll turn you into REAL bacon, Mister!

[sexy_harem]

*smiles evily* Oh he is so on! * Jumps over Ivan and closer to Kamek. Throws hands in the air to form a sign and a barrier forms and bounces the attack back at his teacher, ala Ocarina of Time Ganondorf battle*

"VOLLEYBALL!"

[robenwizardhat]

Volleyball? Hey! This isn't gym class, it's magAAAAACK-!!

*for a genius he sure is dumb for not getting that volleyball hint. :D spirals down, and before he could hit the ground, gets himself to stop, and flies right back up. HAX*

WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?! Ooooh, you! I'll-! *was gonna use another fire spell, but stops in the middle of waving his wand*

...Eh, you're not worth my time! I'll get you back later...! Your grade today is already drastically lowered, but I guess you could redeem yourself a bit if you would just simply... attack Ivan!!