Military Protocol #1

[badasstrenches]

Alright punks, sit your asses down and listen up! I will only say this once, so pay attention. The name's Lt. Surge, you will address me as either Lieutenant, Sir, or Mr. Surge. Failure to do so will cause a large point reduction in your final grade.

Now then, welcome to Military Protocol. I'm going to assume that most of you are taking this class

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[blazinglizard]

What's your name and grade?
Charmeleon. Sophomore.

What is your current position? (Ex. Prince, villain in training, squire)
Sitting down.

What is your future position you hope to have? (Ex. Queen, Ruler of the World, Captain Knight)
Standing up and moonwalkin' on outta here.

Explain your home world's/country's military and any connections you have to it.
Ain't got no clue, unless Gym Leaders count. Even then, only connection I have is how severely I've stomped 'em.

Anything else pertaining to this class you would like me to know?
Said I'd be here, and here I am. Try not to waste too much of my time, sir.

Well, that was easy. See you later, Lieutenant.

[[OOC: Sir! Happy birthday, sir! :V *salute*]]

[badasstrenches]

*reads* Heh, not only does someone have an attitude problem, but a bad sense of humor, too. At least he had the guts to show up...

[beast_junction]

*writes in almost type-writer perfect, Times New Roman font*
Name: Roger Everyteen, Freshman.
Current Position: Adept of Feng-Shui, and loyal follower of the Happy Room Academy
Future Position: Professional Fashion Aficionado, and Room Decorator.
Home town's military connection: My dad was in boot camp once. Does that count?
Anything else: Your outfit is boss! I need to get me a camo suit just like that! Where do you shop for clothes? Oh, and sunglasses would look so rockin' on you, for real!

*hands paper in*
Here you go Mr. Scorch!
Oh boy, I'm a soldier now! I gotta go tell Mom!
OHMIGOSH!!
I HAVEN'T WRITTEN MOM IN OVER A MONTH!
SHE MUST BE WORRIED SICK ABOUT ME!!
*bolts out of class*

[badasstrenches]

*reads* ...What? F-fashion aficionado? ... Hm, well, maybe he has a point with the sunglasses thing. Though I better not have to correct him on my name every time. May be cause for some serious point reduction, heh...

[swordofkings]

What's your name and grade?
Prince Poo, Sophomore, 16 years of age.

What is your current position?
Prince of Dalaam.

What is your future position you hope to have?
King, of course.

Explain your home world's/country's military and any connections you have to it.
Dalaam is a peaceful kingdom, and we do not condone extreme acts of violence. ...However, we do have employed a small group for emergencies--the Dalaam Armed Forces.

Anything else pertaining to this class you would like me to know?
I believe there is a phrase, "one man army" that I have been referenced to before by my masters...

*silently hands in paper*

[badasstrenches]

*reads* Huh... only a small army for this Dalaam place? Well, if you don't need, I guess there's no need... Heh, looks like I have quite a bit to look forward to from this 'one man army'...

[loudflowerpower]

((OOC: Pretend this was posted a lot sooner))

... Daddy, I'm going to kill you...

What's your name and grade?
Daisy Flora, freshman (but old enough to be sophmore; I was homeschooled)

What is your current position? (Ex. Prince, villain in training, squire)
Princess of Sarasaland.

What is your future position you hope to have? (Ex. Queen, Ruler of the World, Captain Knight)
Queen of Sarasaland.

Explain your home world's/country's military and any connections you have to it.Mostly made up of monsters and robots: Batadons, Bunbuns, Chibibos, Chickens, Chikakos,, Flies, Ganchans, Gaos, Giras, Gunions, Honens, Kumos, Mekabons, Nokobons, Nyololins, Piranha Plants, Pionpis, Pompon Flowers, Roketons, Suus, Tokotokos, Torions, Yurarins, and Yurarin Boos. Because my country is divided into four, smaller lands (Birabuto, Muda, Easton, and Chai), Sarasaland's army is divided into four to protect each land. Also, each army division is under the command of each land's guardian (King Totomesu for Birabuto, Dragonzamasu for Muda, Hiyoihoi for

[badasstrenches]

*reads* Well well, looks like this girl certainly knows her facts. Ha ha, she should be a quick one in my class, I hope! I like a girl who isn't afraid to be a bit daring and out there. I expect good things from her...

[sexy_harem]

Oh god, why are my moms making me take this..

What's your name and grade?
Ganondorf Gerudo Dragmire

What is your current position? Prince (and only) Male Gerudo

What is your future position you hope to have?
King of the Gerudo Tribe, and the Hyrulian Deserts.

Explain your home world's/country's military and any connections you have to it.
We're a band of theifs, pretty much, and rule the desert with an iron fist.

Anything else pertaining to this class you would like me to know?
I have my own theme song.