Good Cop, Bad Cop.... [Open!]

[boo_blimp_babe]

Who: Clover + Kitty. And anyone else who shows up!
What: Checking out their turf!
Where: Anywhere and everywhere in the school (Split throughout the weekend)
When:  Friday November 11 - Sunday November 13
Warnings: Cursing, Attitude problems, possible nudity! (I should simply put "It's Kitty" as a warning)

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Sunday! Nomming at the Cafeteria (Daytime) Chillaxin in the Pool (Nighttime)

[boo_blimp_babe]

Food

No problem! :Db

[boo_blimp_babe]

Maybe someone SHOULD make it the Eight Wonder of the World!

Charlise snickered and patted Clover on the shoulder before smiling big.

"I'm sure there's little that can actually scare Clover, she'd sooner bulldoze a problem than fret over it!"

At the latter question, Charlise grinned and gave a thumbs up.

"Ain't bad to be honest. A lot more fun than I had originally expected. Kinda lookin' forward to it all now."

[miss_dreavus]

"Aaaall of it? Even the little things like terrible week-long curses?"

[afrotaur]

"Have to agree with the airhead, here. Things have been interesting. Far more so than the mountains and heavy trees of home."

Clover paused and looked to Blacky, touching her forehead and hair to make sure all was in order. "We cool?"

[boo_blimp_babe]

"Curse? What curse? Like Curse-Curse?" She was referring to a familiar ability they, Ghost-Types like her and Blackie, possessed.

Pool (nighttime)

[staygold_wario]

It was a good night for an evening swim, wasn't it? Wario did enjoy swimming, and it was one of the few exercises he would willingly do. Although it wasn't so much "exercise" as it was lounging around on a float with a drink. Sometimes he would swim, but it would be more leisurely.

He didn't expect to see anyone there, but when he saw two very shapely women, this made the evening all the better. And the way they were comparing breast sizes... Oh God. This was too good to be true.

"Hey there, ladies," Wario greeted in a somewhat flirtatious tone, waggling his large eyebrows as he said so

[afrotaur]

Clover was just about to hoist Kitty over her shoulder and show the girl what the bottom of the pool was like, when she heard an unfamiliar voice call to them. Really, all the voices here were unfamiliar as she hardly knew anyone.

Craning her neck up, she glanced over her shoulder and was met by...gigantic waggling eyebrows set on a very wide face. Who was this chump? She still had the courtesy to greet the man, though she could imagine what Kitty would have to say about it all.

"Say, bro? Night's been treating you well?"

[boo_blimp_babe]

Charlise had already been blushing at the precarious position she was about to be in, after all, in this form, there was no way she would have been able to avoid getting picked up and promptly slammed into the water.

So the interruption was both welcome and unwelcome, especially the latter when she took a glance at whatever the hell that was.

"Eah... the hell are ya? Some fucked up human experiment gone wrong?"

Wait that was how you greeted people right?

"Course the night's been treating it well. Pretty sure it's the only time that thing can come out. You a ghost Pokemon by any chance?" Cause he sure as hell would be good at traumatizing folk.

[staygold_wario]

Wario was not amused at being referred to as an "it." Or what the lady with the purple and white hair had to say. At least the bodacious babe with the afro had the courtesy to be polite. However, instead of responding to the nice one, he had to take care of the bitchy one.

"Wah! I'm not some stupid Pokemon! Or a ghost! Or an experiment! I can come out at any time I want, so watch your mouth you stupid loser!"

Poor Wario. He was graced with not being terribly attractive, but as far as he was concerned, he looked just fine. Especially since he was wearing his fashionable 1920s blue-and-white-striped swimsuit. Aw yeah, who could resist that?

[afrotaur]

Maybe he didn't know that that swimsuit was doing absolutely nothing for his body. More importantly, she could already tell these two would be verbally brawling for a hot minute, so it would be better to step in and calm it down.

"Whoa, whoa, man. Let's stop talking all this static and enjoy what we came here for, ya dig? 'Sides, whatever," don't say 'it', don't say 'it', "'he' may or may not be, bro's got a hip mustache."

[boo_blimp_babe]

"Loser?! Look here you overbloated mustachiod freak. If there's any loser around here is the one looking like he used fuckin' pajamas for the pool! The hell am I supposed to gather from seeing somethin' like you show up and start talkin' like he pickin' us up or sumtin'? At least put on something decent, then I wouldn't have to wonder if a new monster showed up out of nowhere man."

Kitty was very subtle.... Except not.

[staygold_wario]

Wario had pretty much abandoned his hopes of charming the ladies tonight. Now all that was at stake was his pride. He ignored what the woman with the afro had to say, because he was infuriated by the other woman.

DON'T. INSULT. HIS. SWIMSUIT.

"You stupid, annoying, moronic little brat!" Wario spewed, "Don't go insulting my swimsuit! I have more fashion sense in my little pinky than you'd ever have in your lifetime. And I wouldn't go trying to 'pick up' some stupid, snot-nosed little freak like yourself, so don't even try flattering yourself with that thought."

Well, he did originally have the intention with flirting with the both of them, but that was out the window. Though when he was done, maybe he'd have a chance with the gorgeous afro-woman.

[afrotaur]

Okay, cool guys, cool. The thought of just pummeling them both until they shut up did cross her mind, but then she had a chance of ruining her perfectly nice swimsuit. Instead Clover swam to the edge of the pool, hoisted herself onto the side and made herself comfortable.

She didn't have a nail file, no popcorn or even a shank. This was a terrible way to watch a fight.

[boo_blimp_babe]

"Awww, I think that thing has feelings~" Charlise mused with a mocking laugh.

"Did you think those petty insults yourself? Or did you dig em outta the trash pile you crawled out of hm? Frankly, stripes ain't doin' shit for your pudgy, fat ass self. I wouldn't be caught dead in shit like that even if I got payed." an amused smirk on her lips before she narrowed her eyes and grinned.

"And I don't need to assume you were trying to pick us up. Your half assed, throwback, bo-bo cassanova act was enough of a hint to let me know you thought you even had a chance. So save yourself the embarrassment and just stop. Think. And then you can open that that garbage grinder you call mouth and begin this intro anew eh?"

[staygold_wario]

What a bitch. This chick with the purple hair made Wario want to punch things. She really was grinding his gears, just like Bowser. Except she was hot, and Bowser was not.

He tried to keep his cool, but it was failing.

"Yeah, you don't need someone like me to 'pick you up' because a stupid slut like you is already sleeping with everyone anyway!" he retorted. Yeah, that would work. Hopefully.

[afrotaur]

She almost felt embarrassed for him at this point.

"Damn, you're just gonna let her tatter you like that, man?" Clover called out. She wasn't really trying to instigate the fight but she couldn't just watch him go down like that. Where was dignity? Where was pride?

"Better get it before you get gotten."