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In which Nabooru became the worst influence ever.

Oct 14, 2011 02:20

Who: Nabooru, you, you, you, some more you's, oh - maybe you, too
When: Oct. 14 - Evening ~ Late Night
What: It's a shindig. No, seriously. Nabs wanted everyone to get together for drinks. (And she's inconspicuously trying to force Byrne into being more sociable.) And by everyone, we do mean everyone of age.
Where: This... here tavern in FDC. No, ( Read more... )

kasugami (okami), duster (mother), goose (pilotwings), knuckles (sonic the hedgehog), dana/dialga (pokemon), eva (metal gear), jon talbain (darkstalkers), krystal (starfox), lash (advance wars), byrne (zelda), lighter (mother), otacon (metal gear), rhys (fire emblem), wario (mario), bowser (mario), jake (advance wars), leon powalski (starfox), claus (mother), !open log, voile/gardevoir (pokemon), phoenix wright (ace attorney), vinnie/venusaur (pokemon), nephenee (fire emblem), nabooru (zelda), mei ling (metal gear), max (advance wars), samus aran (metroid), frank west (dead rising)

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Goose badasscopters October 14 2011, 14:03:15 UTC

This guy is just chilling at some point during the night, a Death by Chocolate, tall and sweet, in his hand. Goose never stood out from a drinking outing. Never. He has enough business at the academy as it is, so a night of fun always felt nice to take the mind away from that.

Care to approach?

Re: Goose badasscopters October 21 2011, 16:39:25 UTC

It's a good thing Goose is a pilot and married to a gym leader. There's really good money to be milked from his household, isn't there? Plus, sandcastles are the epitome of success. Everyone knows that.

"I gave you," stated Goose, "the drink that only the best men can handle." That should stir Wario up enough. That is, Goose hoped it would.

Of course, it wasn't that he himself would ever have that drink. Hell no.

Re: Goose staygold_wario October 23 2011, 22:14:54 UTC

Wario was slightly concerned. However, he was already inebriated enough where it didn't dawn on him that maybe drinking this much of something this potent would do some damage.

"Well, if that's the case then, I can handle this!" Then Wario took several more swigs.

Wario's high amount of fat stores certainly helped him with how much alcohol he could handle, so he was by no means a lightweight. But damn, he was really feeling it now. The room was spinning and everything was more tolerable, though that probably wouldn't last long. Not with this drink.

Re: Goose badasscopters October 25 2011, 19:48:15 UTC

Ohohohooooo. This was going to be sweet. Goose wondered how Wario was going to be on this stuff soon.

"You're doing kinda alright. Could be better, but," spoke Goose light-heartedly with a shrug. "What can I do? Heh."

He leaned over and elbowed Wario in the arm. "Hey. Bet you can't finish that whole glass."

Re: Goose staygold_wario October 26 2011, 00:07:13 UTC

Oh Goose. Why must you torment poor Wario? His death of alcohol poisoning will be on your hands.

Wario was starting to get considerably inebriated by now, but he couldn't say no to Goose's challenge. Now he had to finish the whole glass.

"Heh heh... Bottoms up, bird-brain!" His words were slightly slurred, but he took the glass and chugged the rest, ignoring the high potency of the taste. Oh man. He was going to regret this in the morning.

Re: Goose badasscopters October 26 2011, 20:42:05 UTC

Too bad, so sad.

Okay no, that wasn't his intention, but still. THIS WAS STILL SO GOOD.

"Not bad at all," the pilot commented, slapping him playfully on the back. "You're a real man now. You got that shit down, and now chicks are gonna be swarmin' at your feet and selling you mansions. How's it feel?"

Re: Goose staygold_wario October 27 2011, 00:29:47 UTC

"Damn straight!" he said with rather slurred syllables, "I want them damned mansions and chicks! But I don't want no mansions being sold! I want them for free."

How did he feel? Well right now he was okay, though the room was spinning. He wanted to lie down, but he had a slight euphoric feeling from the drunkenness. It probably wouldn't last long.

Re: Goose badasscopters October 27 2011, 16:35:10 UTC

"You'll get a free mansion with a pool and a marinara jacuzzi, extra garlic." Because, you know, that's what Wario always smelled like anyway.

"The girls will even join you in it. Heh. How's that?" Goose doesn't see how he could say no.

Re: Goose staygold_wario October 28 2011, 02:29:29 UTC

"Yeaaaah!" he said, pumping a fist lazily into the air, "Now that's what I'm talking about!"

The rational part of his brain knew that Goose was just being a douchewad, but he was too drunk to listen to that rational side. Man, he hadn't been this drunk in so long. It normally took several drinks for him to get this drunk, but with only a couple drinks and this drink Goose gave him.... Damn.

Re: Goose badasscopters October 28 2011, 17:36:47 UTC

"Good. But," he added. "They might only come on one condition."

Goose glanced about and located an unused table. This should be good.

"You've gotta dance," he started, swinging an arm around Wario's shoulder and using his free hand to point at said table. "On that. Topless."

Re: Goose staygold_wario October 28 2011, 18:40:27 UTC

Under normal circumstances, Wario would have said "Hell no" and would have known Goose was lying. In fact, Wario did know that Goose was making this stuff up, but he didn't care at all.

"What? You serious? Okay then, watch how a pro does it."

So, Wario stumbled over to that table and stripped off his vest and shirt. Then he climbed onto the table and started drunkenly dancing to the music blaring in the bar. Anyone witnessing this would probably either laugh their heads off or look away in horror.

Re: Goose badasscopters October 28 2011, 19:34:47 UTC

"PFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

Oh god look at his moobs. They must be DD cups. Super plus sizes. Like, Wario would need a tailor for those chumpies.

Okay, maybe that was an exaggeration, but still. THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING.

Re: Goose staygold_wario October 29 2011, 03:20:51 UTC

Deep down inside, Wario did have insecurity issues with his body. Way deep in his cerebral cortex, he knew he was fat and probably not pleasing to look at. However, he never let onto these things, and now that he was euphorically drunk, he probably wouldn't now. At least not yet.

"Yeaaaah!" he cried, shaking his body around. His flab was probably all jiggly and shaking around. It was rather sad.

Re: Goose badasscopters October 29 2011, 13:33:22 UTC

Goose began to toss a few dollars at him, too. Would Wario think this was coming from those non-existent girls? Maybe. That wold just make this even more amazing.

Either way, he MIGHT have felt a little guilty not giving Wario something a little worthwhile for all this zaniness. Maybe. Maybe he just thought he'd need to buy things to help with the hangover the next day.

"Damn, you lookin' fine."

Re: Goose staygold_wario October 29 2011, 20:41:50 UTC

"What the hell are you tossing dollars at me for, bird-brain?" he slurred, continuing his dancing.

"Is it that I just look that good? Wah ha ha ha ha!"

No, he didn't think the dollars were coming from the non-existent girls, but he did enjoy free money. Oh yes he did. So, maybe he wouldn't completely regret this tomorrow.

Re: Goose badasscopters October 29 2011, 20:44:59 UTC

"Me? You've gotta be mistaken," the pilot replied with a tone of feigned surprise. "I ain't doing that. Must be those chicks over there."

Goose gestured to a few random girls sharing a table near Wario. They were definitely staring at him, but they weren't exactly pleased enough to be throwing money.

"They want you."

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