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MOVE IT! MOVE IT! ARE YOU MEN OR ARE YOU FRESHLY WEANED BABES? MAX'S BOOT CAMP OF PHYSICAL EXERTION!

Jul 15, 2011 19:08

Who: Max, Jake, Vinnie, Goose, Mac, perhaps special guest stars Miller/Liquid Snake or other sundry folk who have the misfortune to run across them
What: Boot Camp
Where: Outside
When: 4am. The date is immaterial.
Warnings: Vinnie has a potty mouth.

( HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNGH )

!rp log, little mac (punch out), vinnie/venusaur (pokemon), jake (advance wars), goose (pilotwings), max (advance wars)

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A thread for you to react to your gentle awakening tank_rockarms July 16 2011, 00:08:57 UTC

Re: A thread for you to react to your gentle awakening tank_rockarms July 16 2011, 20:14:12 UTC

"TRY HARDER, YOU'RE DOWN TO A MINUTE THIRTY, SOLDIER."

Re: A thread for you to react to your gentle awakening badasscopters July 16 2011, 20:29:50 UTC

"Okay, okaaaaay...! Shit, calm your ass."

Goose actually began to pick up the pace now. At long, loooooong last.

Re: A thread for you to react to your gentle awakening tank_rockarms July 17 2011, 01:22:19 UTC

"DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF YOUR BACKTALK, PRIVATE, OR I'LL SEE TO IT YOU SPEND TODAY IN A NEW DIMENSION OF PAIN."

"NOW MOVE YOUR ASS."

Aren't you glad you signed up for the army, Goose?

Re: A thread for you to react to your gentle awakening badasscopters July 17 2011, 03:16:49 UTC

Oh god oh god oh god.

"Yes, sir!"

NO. NO HE AIN'T.

Re: A thread for you to react to your gentle awakening tank_rockarms July 17 2011, 21:36:21 UTC

"GET DOWN TO MY TANK WHEN YOU FINISH I'M DRIVIN' YOU TO SCHOOL, PRIVATE."

Oh, how nice of him.

Re: A thread for you to react to your gentle awakening badasscopters July 17 2011, 23:50:07 UTC

"... THANKS?"

UH. OKAY THEN HE WILL. ROLL WITH THIS? MAYBE? IF MAX WON'T KILL HIM IN A TANK CRASH?

punchtheflowers July 16 2011, 01:58:39 UTC

Vinnie, to his credit, pretty much woke up before dawn most days anyway. A plant thing, obviously. Didn't mean he was a chipper morning person, just that his body kept him from sleeping in when indoors instinctually.

He had already started his sleepwalk shuffle-crawl out of bed when his door exploded open with Max. Dumbly, the Venusaur stared at him with the blankest expression on his face as his commander screamed morning pleasantries loud enough to even make Sonny stir.

Pause. "...Nmgfucking fuck." Somehow he mustered up the will to push himself off the bed, grumbling all the while.

tank_rockarms July 16 2011, 02:07:59 UTC

"CLOTHES, NOT SWEARS, PRIVATE," says Max, pointing to Vinnie's closet.

punchtheflowers July 16 2011, 02:23:32 UTC

"Mnncan do both," he muttered drowsily under his breath. As an afterthought, he added, "Sir."

Open closet. Shirt. Mechanical motions. His eyes might've been still closed.

tank_rockarms July 16 2011, 03:14:47 UTC

"PANTS," added Max, helpfully.

punchtheflowers July 16 2011, 21:24:17 UTC

It was very helpful. "Mhnggfuckinpants..."

As quickly as he was able in his lethargic state, Vinnie got dressed. Then, as an added measure, grabbed the plant mister and sprayed a cloud of water in his face.

"Al'right uh. Ready." Sleepy grimace.

tank_rockarms July 17 2011, 01:24:12 UTC

"GET TO THE TRACK, ON THE DOUBLE," Max ordered. "AND NO MORE MIST, THIS AIN'T TIME FOR FACIALS."

Sorry, Vinnie, you're going to have to put away your Deep Facial Cleanser, Revitalizing Moisturizer, and Apricot Scrub. This was Man Time.

punchtheflowers July 17 2011, 03:20:26 UTC

He could've explained that the water was a light breakfast and not on-the-spot skincare, but being that this was Max, and especially being that this was Max in drill sarge mode, he probably wouldn't care.

SIGH. "Right..." And off we went.

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