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[yellow_binesi]

Who: Zapdos, ANYONE
What: Zapdos is wandering around being a frustrated ball of poop
Where: Anywhere
When: Week of April 18 to April 25
Warnings: Zapdos is a potty-mouth, etc etc.

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April 19th. AFTERNOON?

[whitetoxin]

There were. Baby chicks. On top of Zapdos' head. What...

Vianca might have started silently following after him. She was most definitely staring.

[yellow_binesi]

Oh. It's you. Zapdos gave you a look back.

"...The hell are you looking at?" He asked, slightly leaning in to raise a brow at the other.

[whitetoxin]

She tilted her head, reaching a tiny hand up to try and pet one of the baby birds. Her hand was still quite a ways off from their lofty perch though, even with tip toes.

[yellow_binesi]

...Oh. Zapdos felt very, very awkward. Unsure of what to do, he squatted down for the girl to be able to pet the chicks better for a few minutes.

Why was it always difficult to act like he would normally do around this girl? Was it because she never exactly talked back? He hoped so.

April 20th, noonish?

[badasscopters]

Oh, uh.

So there was that Zapdos kid. He had little yellow chicks on his head.

... Here he thought that legendary Pokemon were sterile.

Goose just kind of snuck up behind him and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, mama bird. Nice nest."

[yellow_binesi]

Oh, you did not just call him that. Zapdos turned and gave the other a glare.

"My head ain't a nest!!" He snapped back, shoving the other's hand away from his shoulder.

Peep peep.

If these chicks weren't sitting on his head, he would have strangled this guy so much.

[badasscopters]

Oh, he so went there, Zappy. He went there.

"Then where'd these little guys come from, huh? They're just kinda hanging around."

Goose reached over to flick one of Zapdos' locks. "Besides, I guess your hair's twiggy enough to be a nest, eh?"

[yellow_binesi]

"From the carnival." Zapdos replied, presenting a middle finger at Goose.

"And shut it. It's way fucking better than having some fucking gay soft hair. Or maybe yours too. What kinda hair is that anyways." He replied, gabbing a finger towards Goose's head, purposely poking into it.

Later afternoon/early evening on the 25th!

[miss_dreavus]

Zapdos wasn't the only one stuck babysitting. But while he was involuntarily in charge of five little chicks, Blacky was quite content to carry the single chick she purchased around, despite how much it was growing outwards. She'd been worried about fattening it up, but she found that the only time it would turn down a meal was when it was asleep, which was a perfectly logical time to stop eating.

Currently she was at a picnic table in the courtyard, watching her chick peck at a loaf of buttered bread, when she heard the peeping. It sure wasn't coming from her bird. She glanced around, quickly identifying the source: some guy covered in chickens.

"Ah! How can you handle so many?"

[yellow_binesi]

"I ain't doin' much." Zapdos replied, stuffing his hands into his pockets as he looked away. "Nancy does all the feedin' anyways. Plus I wasn't even tryin' to buy them."

EXCUSES.

[miss_dreavus]

"If you weren't even trying to buy them, how did you end up with five?"

STAAARE.

[yellow_binesi]

"I wasn't thinkin' when I paid the bitch, alright???" Zapdos snapped back, getting flustered at being reminded of his own stupidity.

[punchtheflowers]

Vinnie was walking by, but the sight of Zapdos with fluffy yellow birds in his hair nearly made him spittake.

He'd obviously missed the chicks being sold at the carnival, because the first thing out of his astounded mouth was, "What the hell, you have kids?"

[things_go_boom]

What a perfect time for Zapdos' not-trainer-anymore to pass behind both of them completely oblivious to him and Vinnie with her fifteen or so chicks following in a line behind her, ending with Skarmory in the back pushing the last one along.

[punchtheflowers]

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Vinnie could only sputter incoherently as he stared at the parade of Lash's adorable tiny birds, then back at Zapdos, then back at the birds, then Zapdos again. He thought legendaries couldn't even have kids. Where did all of them come from.

What even is this.

[yellow_binesi]

"Fuck yo--" Zapdos started, but was cut off when Vinnie started making really funny expressions with his face. He turned to look where he was glancing towards to see Lash with the parade of chicks....

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"No fucking way! I ain't havin' kids dammit!!" Zapdos blurted out, feeling embarrassed to no end. This was the worst situation to be in, more so than when he was talking with Goose.

The chicks on his head did no help as they peeped while jumping around in his hair.

April 21

[sportsflower]

[Daisy saw Zapdos and went to say hello. Then she saw the chicks.]

Making a fashion statement?

[yellow_binesi]

It ain't a fashion statement.

[Hmph hmph.]

[sportsflower]

So then...

What's with the chicks?