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A bird to kidnap a bird? The most amazing of rescues!

Mar 30, 2011 23:51

Who: Slippy, Dedede, Lash
What: Dedede being his jolly self and resorting to kidnapping. SLIPPY BEING A BADASS.
Where: A jolly romp all over town
When: March 30th, Afternoon
Warnings: Afro wunderkinds swearing.

Lash was, perhaps, not the greatest of mothers when it came to raising Pokemon. Or anything.

Alright, alright, she was bad, but not above asking ( Read more... )

!rp log, slippy toad (starfox), lash (advance wars), !closed log, dedede (kirby)

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things_go_boom March 31 2011, 05:16:35 UTC

Too little, too late. Before Lash could get out her gun, an entire army ran over her, making her trip, calling, walking like she was nothing, trying to scream for help. Sand filled her lungs and the cold pavement tore at her knees. Her heart was beating so fast she wasn't sure if she was dying or dead. Lash even wished Maverick of all people would jump out of the bushes and attack them. Whoever they were.

But alas or maybe thankfully, it was over as quickly as it had started and it was only when the mass was leaving that she realized they were holding a giant bag in their arms, carrying it over to someone.

"Skarmory!"

things_go_boom March 31 2011, 05:47:53 UTC

As she watched him speed off, Lash had already taken out her gun and was busy shooting the poor waddle dees as fast as she could, kicking and snarling like a wild animal. Her heart sank. Skarmory had been kidnapped and she'd been powerless to do anything. Why was this THE day she had decided to walk there? It had to be the day.

She let out a curse that could probably be heard as far as Scotland.

There simply was too many of them.

Thankfully she had two things playing for her; first, she had always been afraid of loosing Skarmory before so there was a tiny tracking chip hidden away in one of his wings (a wunderkind was always prepared). But knowing where he was wasn't going to make getting him any easier, especially with such an army. Especially if he got somewhere where the chip could get interference from her tracking device.No seriously Maverik were you asleep on the job or what.But she also had a wonderful piece of technology called a phone. And in the middle of a wave, she managed to hit the nearby communicator, hoping a friend ( ... )

getthisguyoffme March 31 2011, 05:51:30 UTC

A grease stained Slippy crawled from under his Landmaster at the sound of Lash's voice.

He hastily grabbed the communicator lying on top of his toolbox and replied.

"Slippy here. What's going on?"

things_go_boom March 31 2011, 05:56:22 UTC

"Slippy!" He could probably hear the sound of her busy blasting away at things as she tried to push off more of the creatures away from her. They were literally forming a wall and stopping her from leaving. Dedede was already far and...

"...How close are you to my coordinates? I need help. Preferable the type of help with a tank. I'll explain as soon as you come here." Gee Lash, thanks for asking Slippy if he felt like it, huh. She then had to drop the phone to push some of the waddle dees off of her.

There was a lot of swearing going on in the background, that was for sure.

getthisguyoffme March 31 2011, 05:59:28 UTC

"A tank?" Slippy asked in confusion. "What's goin' on? Why do I hear traffic? Where are you?"

Unfortunately for him, his questions were probably drowned out by the strand of curse words that soon blared out from the earpiece of his communicator.

things_go_boom March 31 2011, 06:04:11 UTC

The longest and biggest swear words that his poor little ears ever did hear.

"...Slippy?..." more static as the waddle dees pushed on top of it, the sound of things being touched by careless feet. "GET OFF OF ME!"

Boom! That was definably the sound of something that had exploded.