HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR & OKTOBERFEST? BEER AND PUMPKINS GALORE!

[rockinthrutime]

Who: EVERYONE!
What: Journal Cafe Log.
Where: The Cafe!
When: October 29th.
Warnings: DRUKEN PEOPLE, DEAR READER.

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ENTRANCES

[rockinthrutime]

Come on in! Suddenly you are in costume?!

Re: ENTRANCES

[crescentpanels]

[HELLO BOB.

HERE IS ONE OF YOUR LOVELY SERVERS AND honestly she is very puzzled. How in the world did she just suddenly have a costume on what is this magical tomfoolery. Even someone familiar with magic is just like '8I'.]

Hell... o? [/bewildered stare]

[rockinthrutime]

Hello Selene! Are you excited about tonight as I am? I AM GETTING SO WASTED.

[crescentpanels]

Oh, certainly~! But... what might have happened to my costume? I haven't seen this type of magic before. SEE, KIDS, EVEN GOD CAN GET WASTED.

Lash's Table (OPEN TO ANYONE)

[things_go_boom]

Yeah, after talking with Bob and Uxie, and having the most ridiculous outfit being put on her via maiglc...Lash was just busy fuming in place, twirling the tea spoon in her left hand and glaring at everyone. She hoping a friend or two would turn out and come here before she'd bomb the entire place down.

[readuringbattle]

...Oh. Was that... Lash?

The reasoning behind Canas' question is exactly her outfit. Sure, he himself was thrown into some wacky costume, but after he noticed Lash, he noticed it less and less.

"Lash..." he began, approaching her. "...What happened here?"

[things_go_boom]

Canas that tophat seemed almost fitting. Also she would be so happy to have that costume goddamn it looked way more fun. Guns and glowing bits vs cat ears...yeah.

"The place is decorated for Halloween and some sort of sausage festival. Nyan."

She pretended she hadn't said the last part as she looked at him seriously.

[readuringbattle]

He smiled crookedly. "Well, yes, I know, but..." Canas almost pointed at her, but he stopped himself. "You didn't choose that, did you? I don't think you did, but..."

Canas wondered what the 'nyan' meant.

[badasscopters]

[And so, Vash the Stampeding Goose claimed his table. He was basically doing what he did best. By that, I mean he was whoring SO MANY SAUSAGES and plenty of beers. They were so. Just. Floating. And shit. It was kind of neat.

He even tried shaking a beer really hard, popping it open, and spraying it at floating stuff, trying to 'hit the targets'.

Whatever, they could clean afterward. It's a holiday. Time for fun things.]

[rockinthrutime]

[Oh oops Goose, I guess there was some sort of sausage that hit you from behind.]

[badasscopters]

[OW.

Stupid floating sausages. :| Always in the way.] Wha-?!

[officer_hyde]

[Hey, look, it's your boss!

He's carrying a mop. Is that a... Bell pepper floating around his head? Naw of course not that would be ridiculous. BUT EVEN KYLE HIMSELF DOESN'T GET THIS COSTUME BOB PUT HIM IN... (SECRET: it's Bobby Flay.)]

Don't waste good beer. [Here, Goose, have a mop.]

ZELDA SITS AT A TABLE AND TRIES NOT TO STARE AT THE FLOATING PHALLIC SYMBOLS

[rulebywisdom]

What a strange cafe. Part Halloween and part...culture she'd never seen before, but perhaps an enjoyable time nonetheless. For now, she would sit, sipping a drink and observing the decorations and partygoers. Bob certainly was an odd hostess, but that didn't make the scene off-putting.

She was having a bit of trouble with the skirt, though. Lack-of-coverage, and all that.

DID SOMEONE SAY PHALLIC

[reign_of_power]

Well she wasn't the only person without much covering. At least he had a cape and what looked like to be a fetish leather's wet dream.

"Princess." Ganondorf helped himself to a seat on the other side of the table. "So nice to see you here."

His voice sounded like if he had inhaled a few balloons of helium. He probably had. It made him a lot less threatening.

[rulebywisdom]

Well. That was certainly an interesting getup. What was wrong with his voice. Still, it was recognizable enough, and Zelda tensed and crossed her legs. "Ganondorf."

She was not entirely sure how she felt about the Gerudo inviting himself to sit across from her, but Zelda could be polite. "How are you this evening?"

[reign_of_power]

"I feel like I've lost a lot of weight!" He pointed to his skeletal head. "Could be this new skinless diet. What about you, princess?"

DANCE FLOOR

[lovely_wind]

[Suddenly. the lights in the cafe dimmed, and a mirror ball descended from the ceiling. when did the cafe get a mirror ball Fog machines started pouring fake mist onto the dance floor as music began to play. Flurrie, decked out in MAXIMUM CLEAVAGE her tasteful costume, appeared out of the fog and spoke into a microphone:]

OHHH HOHOHOHO~! All right, everyone! Time to start the party! I want all of you out here! Tonight's no night to be shy, dahlings~!

Re: DANCE FLOOR

[panelderomance]

[And there is Neris pulling Otacon along onto the dance floor. Dancing is always fun! Even if she can't dance so well.]

Let's have tons of fun~!

[animu_nerd]

[Welp world, have an Otacon in a Captain Falcon costume dancing in the nerdiest, whitest way possible to this music and attempting to do the thriller.

If this was dancing with the stars, he'd be failing during the first ten seconds.]

[pedaltothemetal]

[Captain Falcon walked into the cafe and was instantly magicked into a glorious costume, but he did not notice because the first thing he saw was Otacon dressed as him and dancing like a pasty white nerd.

Captain Falcon left.]