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Culinary Arts: Log 03

Oct 21, 2010 02:14

Who: Raikov, students, lurkers.
What: People failing at cooking
Where: Where ever Volgin's class is.
When: October 20th, early afternoon before Art Class.
Warnings: Angry Russian.

( It's not a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake. )

silver (pokemon), watt (mario), tony (mother), red (pokemon), paula (mother), lucas (pokemon), giovanni (pokemon), anshu/solrock (pokemon), selene (panel de pon), !open log, kirby (kirby), !class log, # culinary arts, bulba/ivysaur (pokemon), pit (kid icarus), raikov (metal gear), max (advance wars), peach (mario)

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ATTENDANCE/LURKERS majorcrotchgrab October 21 2010, 06:15:40 UTC

Re: ATTENDANCE/LURKERS warpstar_rider October 21 2010, 06:25:08 UTC

[Aww yeah cooking class. Kirby practiced lots over the week!]

majorcrotchgrab October 21 2010, 06:30:17 UTC

[GOOD. He'll be watching you.]

Re: ATTENDANCE/LURKERS besteststarter October 21 2010, 06:30:32 UTC

[A BULBA IS HERE. FOR THE COOKINGS.]

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QUESTIONS/DISCUSSION majorcrotchgrab October 21 2010, 06:18:34 UTC

Re: QUESTIONS/DISCUSSION tank_rockarms October 21 2010, 22:37:02 UTC

So we... gotta make this recipe, huh?

majorcrotchgrab October 22 2010, 02:11:50 UTC

Duh?

Re: QUESTIONS/DISCUSSION noirnovel October 22 2010, 04:00:12 UTC

...
So, Excuse me.
Could you describe what is supposed to be the final take? Like, what it is supposed to taste like?

It just seems awfully... Buttered.

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PRESENT YOUR FOOD majorcrotchgrab October 21 2010, 06:19:09 UTC

[Raikov will be trying the ones that look edible. DON'T LET HIM DOWN.]

Re: PRESENT YOUR FOOD besteststarter October 21 2010, 06:53:59 UTC

[Oh man. Chicken. Bulba hasn't made a huge leap into the world of cooking with meat, but he's at least made a few chicken meals. He's feeling confident! And is convinced this recipe needs some cheese somewhere but hhhh. Anyway, things go pretty well all the up until it came down to the rolling. Rolling chicken correctly, how do!? It doesn't really want to stick for him all that well.

This is.

STUPID.

Whatever he puts his imperfect chicken rolls in the dish and bakes them.

SO THERE ARE HIS CHICKEN KIEV. More flopped over than they ought to have been, and Bulba is just staring them down as if they were the worst things in all the world.]

majorcrotchgrab October 21 2010, 07:29:24 UTC

[AND HERE IS RAIKOV TO INSPECT THE FINISHED PRODUCT. He gives it a quick glance]

... Had trouble rolling them, did you?

besteststarter October 21 2010, 07:32:11 UTC

[He looks truly remorseful.]

... A bit, yeah.

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AFTER CLASS majorcrotchgrab October 21 2010, 06:19:43 UTC

Re: AFTER CLASS new_moon_prince October 21 2010, 16:20:50 UTC

[Oh hey all of the students are gone, Silver's just going to pop in for a couple of ice cubes or something for that shiner of his. He would have popped in during class but then Raikov would probably make him bake rainbow cupcakes or something and he just didn't feel like potentially getting off his apathetic rear to cook for a class he doesn't even take.]

majorcrotchgrab October 21 2010, 22:21:59 UTC

[Oh look. It's his favorite student. He raises an eyebrow and watches him]

What are you doing?

new_moon_prince October 21 2010, 23:03:01 UTC

[crankiest stare ever don't even pretend you don't notice the eye]

...What does it look like I'm doing?

[the ice cubes he raided are melting in his hand :,l]

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ETC/OTHER majorcrotchgrab October 21 2010, 06:20:09 UTC

Obligatory ass icon! aka not here breaks_ground October 21 2010, 20:19:58 UTC

[8D]

majorcrotchgrab October 21 2010, 22:22:09 UTC

A GHOST musthatefrogs October 24 2010, 00:16:03 UTC

[wisp]

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