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Consulting? Is it of a sexual nature? And who is this new secretary?! An open log!

Sep 27, 2010 02:49

Who: Ganondorf, Brock and YOU
What: OPEN OFFICE LOG
Where: Ganondorf's Office
When: Whenever you need and want it, baby.
Warnings:THIS LOG WILL BE RATED M FOR MATURE

( Awwww Yeaaaah )

silver (pokemon), izzy/zubat (pokemon), giovanni (pokemon), brock (pokemon), knuckles (sonic the hedgehog), ganondorf dragmire (zelda), !open log, goombella (mario), raiden (metal gear), raikov (metal gear), mewtwo (pokemon), erika (pokemon)

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hasprettiestmon September 28 2010, 05:21:28 UTC

Date and Relative time: October 1st, uh... after...noon...
Door open or closed?: Open.
Snoopers allowed?: Fucen bat. I mean yes.

Erika had no intentions of going into that room. She wasn't even looking at that room. Nope, she was just focusing on getting from point A to point B, which was admittedly more of a task than it should have been at the moment. She just really wanted to take a quick nap and... Erika hid a yawn behind her hand, drowsily continuing on her way.

LITTLE DID SHE KNOW THAT BEYOND THE APPROACHING DOOR WERE FELLOWS OF REFINED ARTISTIC TROLLING AND BOYRFRENS.

bestsweater September 28 2010, 17:29:36 UTC

Through the front window of the dorm, Brock could see Erika passing by, and he almost died of embarrassment. Of all the people he didn't want here, he didn't want to subject to this...

He sunk lower and lower in his chair, hoping she was just heading to the greenhouse and wouldn't get sucked into this dismal cave of skin mags and dildos. That's right, Erika. Keep walking. Keeeep walking and don't look back.

reign_of_power September 29 2010, 05:59:00 UTC

TOO LATE. Invisible force powers go, you have captured...AN ERIKA!

Welcome to Ganondorf's office. Your secretary is Brock, surrounded by Penis chairs.

hasprettiestmon September 29 2010, 06:10:20 UTC

Oh. Oh good morning she was awake now. Invisible forces dragging you into strange rooms tended to have that effect. She held her hands up to possibly stop the... uh. The whatever it was. Silly hand gestures did nothing though!

And so it was that Erika was suddenly in Ganondorf's office.

Her secretary was Brock, surrounded by Penis chairs.

Brock. Surrounded by Penis chairs.

She was unable to find words.

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dirgeoffire September 28 2010, 07:45:15 UTC

Date and Relative time: On a Wednesday afternoon. Oct. 6th?
Door open or closed?: Sure, open. Volvagia doesn't care.
Snoopers allowed?: Why not.

It has been a while since he had a good conversation with the Lord. He knew Ganondorf was busy with this 'school' and 'teacher' business... But it wouldn't hurt to go in for a chat sometimes, right? Plus he had some questions regarding why humans were so stupid...or at least that was the impression he had when he had a brief conversation through the networks during the first few days he had arrived at school.

So there he was, at the office. He raised a brow at the unfamiliar guy at the desk with a weird blue keese in his hair.

"I had heard this is Lord Ganondorf's room?" He asked, looking confused. He also needed to get used to not address Ganondorf as his Lord. This 'different time line' issue was a lot harder to get used to than he thought.

cupofbatnoodles September 28 2010, 18:00:28 UTC

"Skree," said the weird blue keese in the unfamiliar guy's hair. "Skree."

dirgeoffire September 28 2010, 23:55:18 UTC

Volvagia just looked over at the weird blue keese for a moment before looking away.　It wasn't a keese after all... Plus it's not on fire so he didn't really care either way.

bestsweater September 29 2010, 02:31:55 UTC

Lord Ganondorf. Lord Ganondorf? Brock knew this guy was Kind of a Big Deal, but hearing someone call him lord was kind of a little laughable.

"Yeah, you're in the right place. Did you want to see him?"

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yellow_binesi September 28 2010, 08:09:04 UTC

Date and Relative time: September 30th, just a little after noon
Door open or closed?: Closed
Snoopers allowed?: Damat bat 8'(

Why was he here out of all places. He had no clue why he was there, but he was there. And then that was when he knew it was too late to run away when he was ~*~mysteriously~*~ dragged into the room by some unseen force. And then he was so confused of why there were so many junk in the room, including that guy sitting at the table. That damn gym leader, Brock.

"...The hell are you doing here."

reign_of_power September 28 2010, 08:46:07 UTC

"He's being my secretary," Ganondorf explained, his voice popping from other room.

yellow_binesi September 28 2010, 09:02:43 UTC

Whoa, what. Did this guy have eyes on the wall or something? Or maybe he was just like Bob. He wanted to leave this place already.

"Yeah well, I'm gonna go. Bye." And he turned around to leave.

cupofbatnoodles September 28 2010, 18:03:21 UTC

"You can check out anytime you'd like, but you can never leave..."

'Sup Zapdos have mysterious poglespeak. HOW MYSTERIOUS.

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AT SOME POINT IN SOME MORNING. 4x4_of_manly September 29 2010, 14:28:47 UTC

Lighter was ON A MISSION. He needed someone with a knowledge of Pokemon and how to train them (or at least get them to stop attacking him with vegetables). His presence in the halls was heralded by a furious beating of wings as Lighter held his newly acquired Farfetch'd out at arm's length, looking for... someone.

And then he peeked into an open room and saw Brock, who Lighter remembered as being pretty good with Pokemon or something like that. So he unwittingly stepped into the room, unable to shake the feeling that something was off about the decor. But it was hard to see much with a squirming duck thing in your face.

"You gotta minute?"

bestsweater September 30 2010, 02:43:14 UTC

Of all the things that could have opened the door to, Brock was not expecting to see Lighter and a very angry Farfetch'd. That was certainly an interesting turn of events.

He threw a glance back at Ganondorf's closed door, just to make certain.

"Yeah, I think...I have a minute."

4x4_of_manly September 30 2010, 02:54:19 UTC

( ... )

bestsweater October 1 2010, 04:36:37 UTC

Brock rubbed his chin, watching the extremely disgruntled Farfetch'd swing her leek around. "Well...did you catch her?"

By this point, he'd been desensitized to the dick chairs.

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I am the most terrible of all. sparkybrawler September 30 2010, 02:33:18 UTC

Date and Relative time: Like October 1st sometime, why not.
Door open or closed?: Cracked open 8U
Snoopers allowed?: SURE WHY NOT.

The whoooole huge thing about being a human, and Notchy heard about this one a lot! She knew that she could trust her teachers and elders to help her out, and she was just really curious. She's 12 what the ffff

She knew that when two pikachus loved each other they were delivered an egg by a chansey, but humans were obviously different than Pokemon were!

Curiously she approached the door and read the sign. ... Huh. Wonder what "See Brock" meant.

bestsweater October 1 2010, 04:30:38 UTC

Brock could see her from the window. NO. NOT ANOTHER. HE COULDN'T DO IT.

TURN BACK, PICHU. TURN BACK WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

sparkybrawler October 1 2010, 22:42:03 UTC

What did someone say go open the door? Because that's what this Pichu is doing right now. Opening the door quickly, she closed it behind her, looking up at Brock.

Oh. OH that's what that meant... "Hi!!" the little mouse girl cheerfully spoke, waving her hand. "So, chuu, I'm kinda curious about the whole um... everything!" she explained, waving her arms around in a small circle. Yeah, she actually didn't know what she was talking about at all.

bestsweater October 3 2010, 03:28:08 UTC

NOOOOOOO

"The whole...everything?" Brock parroted, not liking this at all.

He resigned himself to corrupting sweet, innocent Pokemon and handed her a clipboard with the form. "You'll have to fill this out if you want to see Ganondorf."

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