Consulting? Is it of a sexual nature? And who is this new secretary?! An open log!

[reign_of_power]

Who: Ganondorf, Brock and YOU
What: OPEN OFFICE LOG
Where: Ganondorf's Office
When: Whenever you need and want it, baby.
Warnings:THIS LOG WILL BE RATED M FOR MATURE

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WHAT AM I DOING?!

[new_moon_prince]

Date and Relative time: September 28th, I don't care about the time so uh... evening?
Door open or closed?: Closed. Onoes silver you're trapped.
Snoopers allowed?: if you feel like sitting there with your ear pressed against the wall, go for it.

Silver was just walking down the hall like a boss, minding his own business. Little did he know he was about to embark on what has to be the most awkward conversation in his entire life.

[new_moon_prince]

WAIT NO. BACKPEDAL BACKPEDAL.

"I don't like boys or men I only like GIRLS" he's trying very hard to prove his non-existent straightness.

...and why does it suddenly feel really hot in here?

[reign_of_power]

Probably because Ganondorf had subtly turned on the thermostat a little higher.

"What kind of girls do you like, Mr.Silver?" He said the world girls as if he didn't believe it very strongly.

[new_moon_prince]

Ganondorf, in order to answer that question that would require that he really sat down and thought about it. He never really sat down and thought about anything that didn't involve ~being the best trainer ever~

So he is really thinking this question over but in his flustered state he probably couldn't think of any defining characteristics even if he tried. Well, except for maybe boobs. If Lyra is any indication that don't even have to be large just... existent

"...why should I tell you?" he finally grumbled, well aware of how bad this looked. Why couldn't this be a multiple choice test?

[reign_of_power]

"Oh it's simple ready. If you don't answer, we'll just stay here together. For a long, long time."

[new_moon_prince]

Fucen.

There just had to be a way to say "I don't know BUT SERIOUSLY I'M TOTALLY STRAIGHT." and make it look convincing. Considering thus far his lies have been painfully obvious... this was a rather daunting task.

He just sort of sat there for several minutes. Staring at nothing in particular, with a look on his face that can best be described as being deep in thought with a healthy dose of OH CRAP. After what seemed like an agonizingly long period of time for the boy, he finally spoke.

"....I don't know. ...Pretty girls?"

...And then it was back to squirming.

[reign_of_power]

Yeaaaah that pretty much cemented to Ganondorf that Silver was trying to hide something from him. He should know, he knew how to analyze people. After what seemed like an even longer period of time just looking at him, the Gerudo King finally spoke.

"Describe one to me."

He'd be a douche about this the entire way, of course.

this expression forever

[new_moon_prince]

Re: this expression forever

[reign_of_power]

"I do. But my perceptions of what is pretty is not the same as yours Silver."

He looked at his watch. "You have five minutes."

dare he even ask?

[new_moon_prince]

"...And if I don't tell you in five minutes?" He thought the question was worth wasting a minute or two of his five.

Re: dare he even ask?

[reign_of_power]

"Well you know the saying, there are fates worse than death?" He flickered a small flame from his hand. "It's such a...simple question too..."

You ass (I love you)

[new_moon_prince]

Oh. Great. Nothing helps more then added pressure, right? But hey this was a school, and he was a student. They couldn't let some councilor do terrible horrible things to him right?

...Right?

So he was going to summon up all the inner tsuntsun he could to protest this ridiculous time limit. If he wasn't careful when is he ever careful? he would most likely end up spending his entire 5 minutes arguing over this. Starting with this disproportionate punishment

"Why would you even do something like that?"

in other news: scardy tsun Silver is a weird thing to RP

Re: You ass (I love you)

[reign_of_power]

"Because I can," he answered simply. "The question is, why are you so frozen up about something that just needs you to visualize one woman and tell me what you like about her?"

[new_moon_prince]

"That's not a good excuse at all" he said, narrowing his eyes at the Ganondorf as he spoke. He was confident now even if this guy was super powerful the school wouldn't let him have "a fate worse then death" over some stupid question. Oh yeah, he's just kind of pretending that second question wasn't asked at all.

[reign_of_power]

"Three minutes, kid." He pointed to the strange Hyrule animal posters behind his back. "So do you want to be a Deku plant, or a dodongo for the next few weeks?"

Silver get out of your glass closet

[new_moon_prince]