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A Special Class! A Special Teacher! An Upspringing of Class Divisions! Who Will I Be Lower Than??

Aug 16, 2010 17:03

Who: Bowser and Students
What: Douchebaggery passed off as manners.
Where: Etiquette Classroom
When: Tuesday, July 16th
Warnings: Douchebaggery passed off as manners. Excessive use of the word "dick."

( ~La di daaaaaaa o/~ )

lyn (fire emblem), bowser (mario), # etiquette, tony (mother), anshu/solrock (pokemon), sonic (sonic the hedgehog), selene (panel de pon), !open log, !class log, daisy (mario), jeff angel (hotel dusk), milimili/banette (pokemon), lash (advance wars), bob heather/arceus (pokemon)

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QUESTIONS ihateplumbers August 16 2010, 22:04:17 UTC

things_go_boom August 16 2010, 22:24:53 UTC

"Can we work our way up and beat up anyone who gets in our way?"

Translation: Could I taser people I didn't like.

ihateplumbers August 16 2010, 22:41:34 UTC

"Considering the scope of this class, it would be more socially polite of you to simply ruin them with slanderous lies and step in when they are forced to retire. You can't really force a noble to retire, though - that sort of thing has to come directly from a king or queen, or death, and then the titles fall to his or her next of kin."

things_go_boom August 16 2010, 23:00:56 UTC

"So what you're saying is either selective murder, marrying into nobility or a combination of both along with propaganda for those who I can't touch."

There was a grin. "Those all sound like fun."

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ATTENDANCE AND ALSO BOWSER GIVES YOU A JOB ihateplumbers August 16 2010, 22:04:53 UTC

Re: ATTENDANCE AND ALSO BOWSER GIVES YOU A JOB trick_room August 16 2010, 22:13:34 UTC

Yes. Because this Banette cared about etiquette. She sniffed; Milimili wasn't used to this nasty human body, but how else could she talk?

"Gimmie a card."

Bowser doesn't know who you are so he doesn't like or hate you, congratulations ihateplumbers August 16 2010, 22:43:06 UTC

Vice-Under-Secretary
to the Minister of Pipes

Excellent. trick_room August 16 2010, 23:37:52 UTC

She examined the card and read it a couple times over.

Hmmmm.

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HAVE FUN BEING DOUCHEBAGS TO EACH OTHER ihateplumbers August 16 2010, 22:05:24 UTC

things_go_boom August 17 2010, 04:51:43 UTC

[Lash is just going to rest her arms and do nothing but sip tea delightfully.

Aww yeah, being next to royalty.]

Re: HAVE FUN BEING DOUCHEBAGS TO EACH OTHER crescentpanels August 17 2010, 12:11:12 UTC

[SOB SO HEY

GUESS WHO IS WAY TOO GOODY-GOODY AND SUCKS AT BEING A DOUCHEBAG

She just fans herself with a ~fancy governess fan~ in a corner or something.]

Re: HAVE FUN BEING DOUCHEBAGS TO EACH OTHER princeangel August 17 2010, 15:25:57 UTC

Guess who was totally AWESOME at being a douchebag at others? Yeah, this guy. This class was totally going to end well.

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