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Your first English Literature class! Essays ahoy!

Sep 23, 2009 13:30

Characters: Bonechill, students, lurkers, etc.
What: DEATH BY ESSAYS English Literature Class
Where: Some classroom
When: Wednesday, September 23rd
Rating: E for ESSAYS
( Pseudonyms rock )

!rp log, # english literature, bonechill (mario), !class log

Comments 88

Comments or questions bonechill September 24 2009, 01:03:36 UTC

Re: Comments or questions nobodysrookie September 24 2009, 01:40:49 UTC

Geez, turn down the cooler a notch! It's freezing.

Re: Comments or questions bonechill September 24 2009, 01:55:55 UTC

"I AM THE TEACHER HERE. YOU WILL NOT ADDRESS ME IN SUCH A MANNER," Bonechill quickly recomposed himself. "Now take your seat."

Re: Comments or questions nobodysrookie September 24 2009, 02:57:48 UTC

Popple stood frozen (pun not intended), startled by the sudden outburst.

"Well, SOR-RY." 'Who stuck an icicle up your butt?' was what Popple wanted to ask, but for now he just took his seat like a little good student.

Until he made a rude gesture behind Chase's back. Yeah, he sure told him.

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Turn in your form bonechill September 24 2009, 01:04:14 UTC

Re: Turn in your form crescentpanels September 24 2009, 01:28:14 UTC

*OH GOD SELENE IS SO EXCITED FOR THIS CLASS.*

Name: Selene

Grade: Senior

Favorite Author: Goodness, far too many to count~ *INSERT LONG LIST OF AUTHORS HERE*

Re: Turn in your form bonechill September 24 2009, 01:31:20 UTC

"My, you certainly love reading, don't you? You must have access to a well-stocked library at some point. How lucky for you."

Re: Turn in your form crescentpanels September 24 2009, 01:36:10 UTC

"Ohoho~ Well, I certainly would say the school's library is very well-stocked~"

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And class begins! bonechill September 24 2009, 01:25:10 UTC

After a good amount of students had filed in, Bonechill took some stapled together sheets of paper out of a drawer and set them on his desk in a neat stack.

"Who would like to pass these out while I explain our lesson today?"

While *name of student who volunteered* passed out the papers, Bonechill stood up and swept his icy gaze over the class. "Today we will be reading 'The Black Cat', a short story by Edgar Allan Poe, written in 1843. The story portrays strong examples of irony, and has the usual dark edge that most stories by Poe contain." He took another long cold look at the class. "When the whole class has finished reading we will discuss the story."

Bonechill sat in his chair again. "You may begin reading."

Re: And class begins! crescentpanels September 24 2009, 01:29:19 UTC

"Shall I do it, sir? I would be glad to," Selene offered. After she went ahead and passed along the sheets of paper, she sat down and began reading. Oh boy, what an interesting tale!

Re: And class begins! bonechill September 24 2009, 02:47:26 UTC

Hmmph. What an excellent student. Why couldn't all the children in this class behave like Selene?

Re: And class begins! bonechill October 2 2009, 05:31:50 UTC

"Alright, since Popple was unable to answer the first question properly.. Selene, what is the central irony of this story?"

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Lol, forgot the lurker post bonechill September 24 2009, 01:29:39 UTC

Re: Lol, forgot the lurker post geometricmagic September 24 2009, 09:18:48 UTC

One sensitive to the cold, Kamek felt the chill emanating from the classroom. The classroom felt more like a refrigerator room, and it made him uncomfortable knowing the temperature can be lowered to practically a freezing degree. If Wendy or Junior ever attended that class, he would have to tell the instructor the adjust the air to a more tolerable temperature.