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Did someone order a DORM LOG??

Sep 09, 2011 15:56

Who: You, you, you, and you
What: Dorm hijinks and etc. Whatever you want.
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond. Whatever happens happens, bro!
When: September 9 - September 25
Warnings: I wrote 'hijinks'. That should explain everything ( Read more... )

riley (pokemon), watt (mario), goose (pilotwings), agitha (zelda), marth (fire emblem), ema skye (ace attorney), meta knight (kirby), captain falcon (f-zero), little mac (punch out), marie/squirtle (pokemon), vivi (final fantasy), blaze (sonic the hedgehog), byrne (zelda), lighter (mother), persian (warren), wario (mario), skarmory (pokemon), ron delite (ace attorney), giovanni (pokemon), theo/empoleon (pokemon), ai/purple pikmin (pikmin), poo (mother), waka (okami), hawke (advance wars), !open log, goombella (mario), voile/gardevoir (pokemon), daisy (mario), sasha/charizard (pokemon), pit (kid icarus), nabooru (zelda), blacky/misdreavus (pokemon), jeff andonuts (mother), silver (pokemon), balloon fighter (balloon fight), red (pokemon), knuckles (sonic the hedgehog), flare (panel de pon), slippy toad (starfox), edward falcon (power stone), hilda (pokemon), lash (advance wars), gold (pokemon), n (pokemon), jake (advance wars), sable (animal crossing), zelda (zelda), r.o.b. (gyromite), caim (drakengard), brock (pokemon), nyx/gengar (pokemon), pete (power stone), amaterasu (okami), nephenee (fire emblem), cyrus (pokemon), mei ling (metal gear), doopliss (mario), ashley (wario ware), riwane/charmander (pokemon), samus aran (metroid), frank west (dead rising)

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TOUCH FUZZY GET DIZZY ON CAMERA shootmedown September 17 2011, 02:14:22 UTC

Leon just received a crate of Fuzzies for one of his Zoology assignments. They were in a special crate and had to be specially handled or they will disappear and die.

Anyway, this crate was on a cart that Leon was pushing to his office, but stopped at the Science wing lobby.

The curiosity was killing him. It's been years since this was last used in a class.

He...

He had to touch one!

POOFH

Re: TOUCH FUZZY GET DIZZY ON CAMERA badasscopters September 17 2011, 02:39:54 UTC

Oh, Goose had seen one of those once, and HOLY SHIT HE IS TOUCHING IT.

His voice rang out immediately from the PA speakers.

"What, what, WHAT are you doing?"

Re: TOUCH FUZZY GET DIZZY ON CAMERA shootmedown September 17 2011, 02:47:07 UTC

Leon had already collapsed against the nearest wall. The world was spinning! SPINNING.

Re: TOUCH FUZZY GET DIZZY ON CAMERA badasscopters September 17 2011, 15:29:03 UTC

"...

WAKE THE HELL UP."

Maybe that will work.

... Goose was inwardly apologizing to anyone who unnecessarily heard that for once.

Re: TOUCH FUZZY GET DIZZY ON CAMERA shootmedown September 17 2011, 20:52:11 UTC

"I'M NOT ASLEEP, FUNKASS, I'M JUST DISFORIENTED"

Leon was yelling at an anatomy mannikin.

Re: TOUCH FUZZY GET DIZZY ON CAMERA badasscopters September 17 2011, 21:14:50 UTC

"... Very."

Goose couldn't help but laugh. Time to be a total troll. Again.

"How many fingers am I holding up?"

Re: TOUCH FUZZY GET DIZZY ON CAMERA shootmedown September 18 2011, 02:04:13 UTC

"I'm not drunk, you cocky juggalo bastard!"

W-where did that come from? The manikin was such a swirl of colors everytime Leon's head swayed that it looks like it was being a clown.

Re: TOUCH FUZZY GET DIZZY ON CAMERA badasscopters September 18 2011, 02:10:26 UTC

"... Juggalo bastard. That's it. You're high. Real high. Don't ever touch fuzzy again, I mean shit, you learn that thing as a fucking kid here."

So Goose judged from the children's books he passed by that said, "SAY NO TO FUZZIES."

Re: TOUCH FUZZY GET DIZZY ON CAMERA shootmedown September 18 2011, 03:30:10 UTC

Leon fell against the muscular statue... it looked as though he was all over it sexually, but alas, he now knows it was just a plastic dummy.

Re: TOUCH FUZZY GET DIZZY ON CAMERA badasscopters September 18 2011, 14:24:23 UTC

"Oh. Oh shit, that's hot. Yeah, just gonna toss all my money at you."

This is the best thing ever. This is why Goose likes his job.

Re: TOUCH FUZZY GET DIZZY ON CAMERA shootmedown September 18 2011, 14:39:46 UTC

Leon knew at his fading dizzy state that the voice was Goose over the pa. Listen to this guy being an embarrassing douchebag over the whole school.

He's going to get another fuzzy to extend the game some more, but he can always fake it when it wears off completely. Time to give the security man some nsfw content.

trying to look like he was grabbing anything for support, Leon wrapped his arms around and groped the dummy's asscheeks

Re: TOUCH FUZZY GET DIZZY ON CAMERA badasscopters September 18 2011, 15:23:06 UTC

"AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA."

It's working. It's definitely working. Goose was going to lose his lungs today.

"Yeah, just... take in that ass. Soak in it. Or somethin'. Heh. Lick it with that lizard tongue and- and--"

No the laughing IT IS TOO MUCH.

Re: TOUCH FUZZY GET DIZZY ON CAMERA shootmedown September 18 2011, 16:29:46 UTC

Chameleon eyes were wandering around looking for the camera.... Bingo! to his left behind him.

He stumbled again so his back was against the wall and his tail stuck out between his legs. His still had the dummy clung against him now his tongue could be seen sliding around the dummy's neck as his fingers slid erotically around the rump muscles and over its fake crack.

Leon knew how to keep a good poker face or otherwise he'd be laughing hystetically as well!

Re: TOUCH FUZZY GET DIZZY ON CAMERA badasscopters September 18 2011, 17:46:52 UTC

Yet it still didn't feel horrible enough. Goose grinned widely and pointed to the dummy on the monitor, despite the fact that no one could really... see that.

People could probably hear him over the PA, however, but he didn't really care at this point. It's worth it for all of this hilarity.

"Now... fuck it."

Re: TOUCH FUZZY GET DIZZY ON CAMERA shootmedown September 18 2011, 18:11:18 UTC

At least the dummy was already hard... In other ways. Leon eventually retracted his tongue because gosh knows whose been touching this thing and the taste of dust was kind of bothersome.

But fuck? Fine. The dummy could shield his fake antics and Goose will never have to see what an alien lizardboner looks like or the fact that leon doesn't even have such a thing right now.

To make things more convincing, Leon held the figure close with his tail and used his freed hands to unzip his pants. And lower the waistline ever so slightly.

Re: TOUCH FUZZY GET DIZZY ON CAMERA badasscopters September 18 2011, 18:15:05 UTC

Goose made a noise over the PA that sounded a lot like him choking on his soda and dying of laughter. Why? Because... well. He is.

This is too amazing. Tooooo amazing.

"O-Oh yeah, getting ALL hot and steamy here."

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