e^(-x)

[smartlark]

I find it an interesting trend that my relationships are getting exponentially shorter--a year and a half, one month, five days.  Pretty soon they're going to converge to zero (at least as time goes to infinity, they will).

On a related note, my father just encouraged me to "Play the field."

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[avsfan1321]

At least they haven't started trying to convince you that you are gay. That was a fun conversation with my mother...