Our good friend Rand (RP for the Winchesters)

[smart_alec494]

Alec lay sprawled across the sofa in the living room. Amazingly he hadn't completely ruined it. It totally sagged at on end and there were small holes and tears from his cramping, clawing fingers, but it was still sit-able. Still comfortable

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[fullonobiwan]

There was a strangled yelp from the other room, followed by a thud, a clatter and a shriek of laughter. Dean walked out a second later covered, absolutely covered in green paint. And by walked out, that meant he hit the wall opposite the doorway with another thud and two small pink hand prints in the middle of his chest. Obvsiously. Because its not like Dean actually attracted normal behavior.

He slid down the wall about two feet, stripped his shirt off and huzzed it back into the room. Which got a spatter of blue paint spray in return along with more laughter. Next thing that came off was the paint covered pants and Dean threw those back too. To which he got a whoop of satisfaction and victory. He glared at his assaliant (Ally of course, who else would beat him with paint?) and stalked into the living room and sat next to Alec like he wasn't covered in paint and wearing nothing but boxers.

Wasn't his life grand? "Better than Bob's Beer Bed. No 'and'."

[smart_alec494]

Alec watched with a grin and manfully kept his laughter to himself and he watched Dean march across the living room in his skivies. "No 'and'huh? Not sure I want to know how that works. Bessie would like to take the 'beer and' out of her fine establishment." Takes a big bite of hos chili dog. "I'd offer to let you barrow some clothes, dude, but I think you're bigger than me. If it makes to feel any better Joshua'd be happy to stick your clothes to a painting that I can sell for ten or twelve grand."

[fullonobiwan]

Dean was kind of wishing there was a girl around. A girl that was never married to his dad. This paint thing, now that he thought about it, was kind of kinky.

But no, lucky Dean was stuck in a house with his brother, his ... Ally and his twin. Go figure, right? He shrugged in Alec's general direction, he didn't mind being nearly naked. If he had his way, and it was populated by hot females, he would join a nudest colony.

... Now that was a thought process he could latch on to ...

"Uh, what? Joshua, sure, have fun with that." Distracted? No, whatever gave you that idea? He shook his head and yawned, stretching the kinks out of his back and shoulders. Leaning over, he tapped a place on the map. It was Reno. "Shot a man there. There's a nice motel... Jimmy's? Johnny's...?" He was thinking of a Denny's.

"Oh yeah. It was a Marriot."

[smart_alec494]

"Dude, I know that look. There are no nudest colonies populated by hot females. Unless you count the Playboy Mansion."

He crams the rest of the hotdog into his mouth. He can learn from example. Chew. Swallow. "Marriot. Sweet. They have nice showers. And pay movie chanels." He takes a moment to plan out where they needed to stop time wise on either side. He has all the times and rest area in his head. "You didn't end this dude at the
Marriot did you? That might be awkward."

[fullonobiwan]

"You... had sex with Ruby? ... Damn." Dean had to give the guy credit, because while Dean had issues with Demons, he figured Alec had good taste. No bear skin rugs and shit like that. Dudes with his face had a reputation to life up to. "How? When? Why?"

He didn't bother mentioning that the chicks were the ones dying in Sam's slim experience. Sam and Dean's experiences were... different.

Sam had three. Shelly Vanderclute in tenth grade, Jess, and Madison. Dean on the other hand, he actually lost count. You would to.

But he wore a condom every single goddamn time, that much he knows for sure. And gave Sammy a box of them on his fourteenth birthday, wrapped in pretty pink tissue paper. Just in case he needed them.

Sam never makes out with anyone he doesn't intend to fuck.

[smart_alec494]

"How? The normal way. Relativly speeking. Though she's got some stamina" Because he doesn't do embarassed about sex. And is damned sure that Ruby doesn't either. "When was maybe a month or so ago. After we cleared through the menu at Greggs. Dude You have got to eat there before we leave. Why? We wanted to." Because she never had, and it had been a while for him. She had wanted to screw not cuddle. And he was pretty damned sure that she some how knew enough about him that she knew when to keep her hands to herself.

[fullonobiwan]

A month ago... "You fucked a demon while Dad was alive?!" He looks downright impressed. And a little gleeful. "DUDE!" That takes balls. 'cause it couldn't be said that John Winchester didn't have a kind of scary ass way about him.

[smart_alec494]

"Well it's not like I asked his permission. Or announced it. 'So this Ruby chick and I, went out for food and then clubbing and there was sex. You know, a couple of times. How was your eveinging?'" He grins, glad that Dean seems to be digging this.

[fullonobiwan]

"All over that... J, and not all over Maxie, I think I'll stick with Blue Eyes." Yes, yes he would. "I can only handle one girl at a time." He shrugged and held up his hands. "Yeah I know, hard to believe, especially after the doublemint twins, but shit, they weren't super chicks."

[smart_alec494]

"Twins? At once? Damn." Colour him mpressed. "Max might freeze off something you find valuable."

[fullonobiwan]

"Hell yes. Ask Sammy Boy. Bitch waited in the car so I got 'em both to myself." He grins like he screwed twins, at once.. oh wait... HE DID. And he knows he's awesome, thanks for noticing. "Ice bitch?"

[smart_alec494]

"Kinda yeah. Also, she completely hung up on Logan. I got to cocky once and she kicked me in the balls. With these big ass boots."

[fullonobiwan]

Ally burst into a fit of giggles, curling up on the floor and just laughing. Between the hand print, Alec's big goofy grin, and the fact the 3/4 of the people in the room were covered in paint (How'd she get it on Dean's ribs?! She was skilled.) - she was having a decidedly good day. She's only cried for... the entire morning. That was good right?

"She's okay," Sam said, sitting on the floor next to Ally.

[smart_alec494]

Alec is privatly wondering how long it'll be before he is tackled and paint smeared. He sprawls on the sofa. "Well I guess it might make a difference that I only know her socially." Pause. Wait for it. "And biblically. But, yeah, totally not business, just friends. She's got a great laugh. And her eyes are gorgious." And he totally means the black ones. "And she's worse about ketchup than I am about mint. It's cute." Alec is totally smitten. Smitten Kitten. No he knew nothing about the erotica store, thanks.

[fullonobiwan]

Ally paused in her laughter. "Worse than you and mint? Impossible."

Sam laughed a little. "She's kind of nuts about it. And fries. She called them deep fried crack." He would admit freely that Ruby wasn't that bad. Sure he didn't like being played and she could be a totally bitch to him, a lot, but she wasn't all bad.

Though... he said that about Meg too.

Ally'd started giggling again and flopped her head on Sam's knee. "Alec you're totally crushin' on her."

[smart_alec494]

Sobers a little, not upset, but it's not precisly a laughing matter for him either. Head tilting as he thinks about it. "It's been four years. Maybe I'm allowed. Or maybe I'm going to hell and this way I get some company on occasion. And, you know, demon, so it isn't like I can kill her. Always a plus." Was that a joking tone? Yes it was. Did he mean it? At least half way, yeah. That smile is deffinatly back though.

[fullonobiwan]

Dean went to say something but Sam spoke up first. "We met this vampire a while back. Lenore. She and her group were living in this nice town, they didn't kill anyone. The killed cows, to survive, but even then it was only for survival."

Dean'd figured out where Sam was going and continued when Sam stopped. "Gordon, he found them and started killing them. Just for what they were." He looked over at Sam and shook his head. "You're good, Sammy, you're real good. It's all that grey area." He didn't know how many times he'd told Sam (and Jo and other various people that they'd run into) that it wasn't what you were that made you good or evil, but what you did. You wait, and you watch. If it tries to eat your face, my money's on it being a scumsucking SOB that's better off salted and burned. But not all supernatural nasties are evil, that's why it's a job, not a friggin' hobby. World's a greyscale, babe. He hoped to holy hell Jo remembered that talk.

[smart_alec494]

"Gordon sounds like a great guy." Can we all feel the sarcasm? "Great neighbor." He ever meets the man he gets one warning and then a snapped neck. "The worst evil I have ever had the displeasure to deal with has been human. And I am talking about true evil." He rubs at his barcode a little. "You asked if I was willing to trade someone for you Dean? Hell yes. I've got a mental list. And wouldn't feel any guilt. Spicies doesn't make the monster. And some of us are merciles. I wont pretend I'm not a monster, but I'm not evil. And I don't think Ruby is either. Or those vamipres. And Sam, if you've got something weird going on, let me tell you, I can tell right now that yu are *way* more human and good than I'll ever think of being."

[fullonobiwan]

Sam opened his mouth and- "Shut up Sam."

Ally put her hand across the back of Alec's neck while the two Winchesters had a glare off. Dean won.

"Okay, I can dig all that. But I'm telling you straight up, if she's fucking around with Sammy, and not in the nice acrobatic way, I'm sending her ass straight back to hell. No one fucks with my brother, not even your... whatever, Ruby." It wasn't a threat, just a statement of fact. No one messed with his brother, period. And he did get that humans, mortals whatever the fuck you wanted to call them, were evil. He saw that every single day, from small evils- a brokenhearted woman who decided all cheating men should die, to the big guns, like serial killers that had a penchant for blondes and liked to feel them up before getting their black ectoplasm asses cemented in a sewer. Granted he was seeing evil from the afterlife, but those ghosts and spirits and demons had been human once and that's when they pulled all the bad shit

[smart_alec494]

"Oh I'm pretty sure she's messing with you guys some. She's like that. But I honestly don't think she means to hurt you, either of you, any." He shrugs a little. "I wouldn't let her hurt you guys any more than I'll let you hurt her. It cuts both ways and you're family." He let his hand fall back into his lap when Ally put hers over his barcode. He was not thinking about faceless masked monsters and the smell of medical rooms. "You ever salt and burn anyone on princible alone?" He shakes his head. "Never mind."