Post-Grad: Troubles in Love, Martin Ruben Edition
We start off with Martin serving burnt grilled cheese to a whistling Trent Traveller. Martin doesn't seem too pleased.
He obviously sees Trent, as well as Daniel Pleasant and the crazy llama mascot, as moochers.
Josh remains oblivious, preferring to play the piano in his manties.
Overhead shot of their bedrooms.
Martin is still not pleased with their guests. His brother eats the burnt sandwich without complaint.
After lunch, Josh tosses one of the local strays in the air. Maybe I should get him a pet....
Oh! There's a guest Martin seems to like. Too bad Wyatt doesn't bat for his team (and I will eat these words later).
In an attempt to get Martin out of his funk, Allegra suggests they go to (pre-made-over) P.U.R.E.
Martin: His ass is a piece of art!
And who should stop by other than Heather Huffington, who still harbors an unwaivering crush on our dear Martin. Honey, he ain't gonna bite. Move on!
Another overhead shot. I'm fairly ADD when it comes to taking pictures.
Post-grad, Allegra continues to date her professor.
Once again, P.U.R.E's the place to be.
Hello, Nina!
I think this may be the end of Heather's crush.
Josh admires the *cough* lovely feminine form of local M.I.L.F, Katherine Rikers. I'm surprised the old bat next to them doesn't seem to have a problem with this.
Mrs. Crumplebottom seems to be preoccupied though. I guess she screwed up the pattern on the scarf she's knitting. Was that knit, purl, purl or knit, knit, purl?
Watch out Jane and Llama Mascot! That looks to be one angry, homicidal elf!
The bartender seems to be in a daze.
Ah, he's spotted Heather, and what a divine beauty she is.
Allegra's getting rather bored with this routine.
I guess I spoke too soon. Martin's still being harassed by Heather.
Professor Juan seems to be enjoying himself though.
Back at home, Josh helps sims with their financial woes for some extra cash.
Allegra makes breakfast.
Josh: I don't know what she sees in you. She knows damn well you're gay, why not come after me instead? We're in the same gene pool, after all.
Allegra: Because you're a pompous prick?
Martin: Do you think I'm too picky?
Allegra: I think you should shut up and enjoy this delicious chili I made.
Out to get the mail, Josh meets Jessica and decides that he must have her.
What's Her Face: I think you should just follow your heart!
Martin: Why do I feel like I'm in a Lifetime Movie? And who is this woman, and why is she acting like we're the best of friends and that I care about her advice?
The wolves harass my entire neighborhood. If only my sims wouldn't indulge them.
It may have been a while since he's had a date, but Josh has still got it.
Josh: Um, I'm not too sure about this...
Josh: You are an absolute picture of radiance. I would love to do this again.
Well, that's a definite yes.
I cannot go to this club without seeing Nina. It seems to be her favorite hangout away from the kids.
In an attempt to take control of his love life, Martin calls upon the Matchmaker.
Things didn't work out quite as he hoped, but he at least had some fun on the dance sphere.
Josh and Jessica continue strongly, if that love letter is any indication. Behind him is Andrea Hogan, a co-worker he invited over for dinner.
Andrea: So Josh tells me you're having troubles in the love department? I got a friend a few towns over looking to tap a hot piece of ass. I could give him a call for ya.
Martin: Must. Kill. Joshua.
While enjoying herself away from the awkward dinner from Hell, Allegra has made an unspoken enemy on the dance floor.
Tara: He must be at least 30 years older than her!
Tara's mind is a fickle, fickle place.
Uh-oh! The Crumplebottom has locked eyes on her target.
Our other former Bright House member, Jane, stops by to say hello to her good friends Allegra and Martin.
Martin: Hmm, I'm not sure. Do male escorts usually cost that much?
Because I needed a guinea pig for my makeover of the love maze lot, I sent Josh.
He really knows how to assemble a crowd. I see he even got his old frat brother, Castor, to leave his house.
And before I left their house, I had Allegra and Martin go to the store to restock the frige.
Martin can't go anywhere without attracting a creepy stalker.
74 PNGS