Week1: Part 1 (Jo): smalldeserttown

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Week1: Part 1 (Jo)

Jul 08, 2011 12:18

So our story begins like many others. With a wish for a TV.

Day 1

The first visitor is the gypsy but, Jo gives no fucks to this silliness.

Gypsy: NO I AM NOT A MONEY STEALING SCAM ARTIST!!

Well when I see a decent date for top dollar I'll believe you *cough*

Jo: No! I cannot let her see my deepest, darkest desires!
Gypsy: No sweat honey, I'll just find out through my psychic ball here *spit*

Jo: One day TV, I'll get my hands on you... one day

The welcome shows up! It's the only other resident living in the town, Robyn.

Robyn: Hey good luck on finding your entertainment career showing up in the paper! I hear reaching LTWs in this town is a bitch!

Robyn: I'll look forward to watching you perform on my ~television~

Jo: WHAT YOU HAVE A TV NO WAY
Robyn: Yes!!! It is very splendid!

Jo: Is it true you are Canadian and you ski all the time nonstop in all the snow
Robyn: YES I AM A PRO SKIIER.

Robyn: Just between you and me though, I am the best at everything because I am awesome.

Robyn: I won first place in a kissing competition because I am that awesome

Jo: I hope you kept safe and were protected from the kissing disease.

Jo escapes to quickly stuff her face because she hasn't eaten all morning. Nevermind there's more filling things to eat...

She still needs to make friends though, so TICKLE PARTY.

It's the end of day one, and Robyn needs to leave for some important errands.

An hour later Robyn calls and invites Jo out bowling~

Jo: I don't think our relationship is ready for SUPER DUPER HUGS D:

Jo proves she is more awesomer at bowling than Robyn is.

Then across the room she sees him. The pretty blonde.

Waitress: So is that a cone in your pants or are you just hapy to see me?

Contact is made! His name is Brutus and is made by the_caaah for pixel_trade.

Brutus: if she just bends over a little further, I could see right up ............

ANOTHER FINE SPECIMEN HERE

Fine Specimen: Do you mind if I feel your friend's back while I whisper sweet nothings to you?

hdu Robyn, cock blocker >:(

Well at least someone is on the road to true love already :(

Meanwhile, inside, the townies were getting frisky. Brutus enjoed it. A lot.

After a long night Robyn decides to invite herself over for a sleepover THANKS FOR TELLING ME.

creeper

Just after midnight the phone rings, and after grumbling about calls at such an hour, Jo answers anyway. AND LUCKY SHE DID BECAUSE IT IS THAT PRETTY BLONDE, BRUTUS.

Jo: OMG Aladdin is my favourite movie, I'd love to watch it with you sometime when I get a TV :D

YEAH WELL FUCK YOU SLEEP ON THE FLOOR

Day 2

Robyn calls to apologise for her RUDE BEHAVIOUR.

So far, there's no Entertainment career in the paper so Jo starts working on building her creativity skills. We had to sell a few things around the house to afford the easel.