What?

[i_k_blue]

Oh, good heavens, now what's going on?!

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[bilbo_baggins]

??!

*knows from Gandalf's experience that disembodied voices are generally Not A Good Thing*

*but that ignoring or offending them is also fairly unwise*

Er...yes? May I...help you, at all?

[i_k_blue]

Oh, um, I was - hello! I was just being myself when everything when black, or blank, and then, well, here I was. Wherever and whatever "here" is. Call me Hugh.

[bilbo_baggins]

*not at all sure where to make eye contact*

...Right then. Hugh.

*finally remembers manners*

Bilbo Baggins. At your service.

*bows*

They call this place The Epilogue, and I don't believe I've yet met anyone who came to be here of their own accord. By any chance was there a great swirling...cloud, sort of business, that appeared just before everything went all...well, here-shaped?

[i_k_blue]

Oh! Yes! That's it, that's exactly what happened. I suppose you didn't do the cloud thing if you have to ask about it. Is that how you got here, then? This isn't your natural habitat?

I've never seen shapes before. Certainly not shapes like these. Certainly not shapes like you! (No offence.)

To be complete honest, Bilbo Baggins, I feel a bit peculiar being a disembodied concept. That's odd. I never felt that way before. I suppose everything is embodied here. You have to be, with the shapes and all. You don't have anything that needs to be coloured International Klein Blue, by any chance? I'm not trademarked or anything, I'm available.