I let my friend borrow my car today. To my shrieking horror she cleaned my car out for me.Totally tossing out my Austin newspapers (which had cool nurse jobs and rad condos circled in it),a pack of expired No-Doze,and my stale zebra-striped chewing gum. The worst crime was that she switched my radio over to the Christian station.I am sure that she
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As I sit at my desk at work today and try to remain AWAKE, I keep thinking to myself how awesome ACL was and how Austin just smells better than the rest of the world and how much prettier, nicer and smarter the people are there. I do find a bit of irony in the fact that I was totally surrounded by thousands of beautiful half-naked people that I
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Our new nurse started working at the clinic today. She immediately joined the "social smokers club" every hour on the fucking hour with the other puff-happy slackers that work for me
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I played a seductive game of cat and mouse at the public library today with this really tall cute emoish boy. We were weaving in and out of rows and rows of books and making eye contact between the empty shelves. It went on for like 10 minutes. Just when I got up the nerve to speak to him, his mother came and got him. JAILBAIT...This is the story
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To drive around in my car at midnight wearing flannel pajamas whilst listening to Mira,Boss Hogg,and Elf Power.Thinking and Driving...driving and thinking...