Comments | slutboiathon: MY CAPSLOCK KEY GOT STUCK IN 1973

marah_sarie in slutboiathon

MY CAPSLOCK KEY GOT STUCK IN 1973

Oct 28, 2007 14:29

I DONE CRACKED AGAIN, PEOPLES. MAYBE IF SOMEBODY HAD WRITTEN THAT " BILL NASH WAKES UP IN 1973" CHALLENGE *THIS* WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED:

( 'Okay, Dorothy and Gladys, one of you two had better start talking.' )

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sam42 October 28 2007, 15:20:49 UTC

YESSSSSSS.

I am too flaily and incoherent to caption. WOE.

marah_sarie October 28 2007, 18:29:12 UTC

YOUR LACK OF A CAPTION MAKES WOOBIE SAM CRY.

OH WAIT, *EVERYTHING* MAKES WOOBIE SAM CRY.

temporalgrace October 28 2007, 16:36:08 UTC

SAM (THINKING): WHY WOULD MY MIND DREAM THIS UP?
JOBY: SPITROAST TIEM, Y/Y?
GENE: ONLY IF I GET TO BE IN THE MIDDLE.
SAM: OH, THAT'S WHY!

marah_sarie October 28 2007, 18:33:00 UTC

OH HELLS YES. I AM ALL FOR A SAM/GENE/JOBY SANDWICH.

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marah_sarie October 28 2007, 18:18:22 UTC

SOMEONE STILL NEEDS TO WRITE IT. HARD.

And thanks. I fucked around with the color balance on Joby there a little more, but I still don't really know what I'm doing. I am sort of at the limit of my (extremely) limited Gimp skills...

qthewetsprocket October 28 2007, 18:57:53 UTC

wow...that's friggin amazing for someone using gimp. i'm stuck with gimp on my computer instead of photoshop and never got a tutorial for it, and verily do it sucketh at compression and tricksy things like that. very well done indeed.

marah_sarie October 28 2007, 19:11:26 UTC

gimp sucks so bad ohmygod ARGHHHH. But I am cheap (and also broke), so there 'ya go. (And thanks! btw.)

qthewetsprocket October 28 2007, 17:24:44 UTC

joby: *thinks* oh my god...is that what my hairline looks like in the future?
sam: *thinks* christ, that shirt...what was i thinking? all that bloody chewing gum must have made me colourblind...
gene: *wonders if joby's old enough for a legal threesome*

brilliant pic, btw. moar pls? :)

marah_sarie October 28 2007, 18:48:51 UTC

Sorry Gene, there's no way Joby is legal. :)

AND I ONLY DID THIS CRACK TO DISTRACT ME FROM THE OTHER CRACK IN MY BRAIN. BUT NOW MY BRAIN IS BEING UNCOOPERATIVE. :/

snowgrouse October 28 2007, 19:02:38 UTC

Isn't Joby canonically eighteen, just? Can't remember. Just old enough to run away from Scaroth's thugboi harem?

culf July 9 2008, 08:59:49 UTC

Oh, but in 1973, the age limit for homosexual intercourse was 20, and it was illegal if there were more than two people present.

snowgrouse October 28 2007, 17:59:55 UTC

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH. WANT! WANT! WANT!

marah_sarie October 28 2007, 18:41:12 UTC

THAT IS WHAT THE GUV IS THINKING TOO.

YEAH, I SEE GENE TOUCHING HIMSELF THROUGH HIS POCKET, THERE.

snowgrouse October 28 2007, 19:00:21 UTC

Srsly, we totally need to seduce you to the Dark Side. Dunno why you think these are cracky. If you went all the way with the details/lighting/whatnot, they'd totally be proper manips. Not that they aren't fantastic already--all the scaling is right and stuff, so they definitely aren't capslocky. I was just thinking "fuckit, I couldn't put Joby on that chair there and make him lean against the table, wouldn't even try because it'd be too tricky" and you've just made it seem simple. DUDE. UNF.

GUV BENDS HIM OVER THE TABLE AND FUCKS HIM AND MAKES SAM WATCH. AND IT'S FREAKING SAM OUT. HE'S NEAR TEARS AGAIN, BUT JOBY LOVES IT, MOANS LIKE THE LITTLE BOYWHORE HE IS EVERY TIME GENE RAMS IN, MAKING THE TABLE LEGS CREAK.

marah_sarie October 28 2007, 19:53:26 UTC

Yeah, but he was sitting on a chair and leaning against a table in this picture here, so I just cut him out and pasted him on. I'd love to be able to fuck around with the lighting and details more on this picture, I just need to learn how. But since this slutboiathon has popped my photoshopping cherry, so to speak, there may be no turning back for me.

I guess basically what I'm trying to say here is:

JOBY'S KNUCKLES ARE WHITE FROM GRIPPING THE EDGE OF THE TABLE FOR BALANCE AS HE'S PUSHED FORWARD WITH EACH OF GENE'S THRUSTS. GENE TWISTS HIS HANDS IN JOBY'S HAIR AND PUSHES HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE TABLE, BUT JOBY CRANES HIS NECK AND TILTS HIS HEAD TO LOOK SAM *STRAIGHT IN THE EYES.*

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