get in line, jo

[slumber]

I've decided.

I know JKR has spun out this amazing universe and we are all in awe of it and we love it so much, but.

Plz to be stepping out of fandom territory, Jo, and let us keep our delusions. Alternatively, should you choose to do so, write your own goddamn fanfiction and keep this shit out of canon.

*cries* Astoria. Seriously. WTF.In other

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[saturnalia]

...Astoria? I feel like I have missed something here.

[slumber]

Should have linked it, sorry about that.

Apparently Draco married Daphne's sister, Astoria.

[wild_silvestris]

ASTORIA GREENGRASS. HOLYSHITWTFLOL?

That.. I can't stop laughing.. umm.. well. Brilliant name. Why couldn't he marry someone we actually knew? *cough*pansy*cough*

[slumber]

Well I guess technically Jo didn't want us thinking everything ended in fairy tales, or that we all ended up with our high school sweethearts. Of course she would do that to Harry and Co, but Draco's not special enough to be married off to someone we know. :|

[boho]

lol.

♥

[el_em_en_oh_pee]

so where's daphne's sister in aa

Astoria

[lilian_cho]

AAAAAAAAAAARGH.

*kills*

In my world, Draco either marries:
a. Su Li
b. Pansy Parkinson
c. Luna Lovegood
d. Gabrielle Delacour
e. Harry Potter

~_~

Ahem.

Happy holidays, dear!

[miss_charmed]

WTF. I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT ASTORIA. CRYING.

I WILL MISS YOU EVY. ILU. <3333333333333333