I won't ask if anyone's read the Prophet this morning as I'm sure most of us have, but these particular bits are making me see red:

"Juliet Fiamatta Asto Capulet, the last direct member of the Capulet line...[who] was known to utilize the surname of Calogera...has been indicted based on evidence that the Capulet family had connections and ( Read more... )

So according to Rapunzel, Hufflepuff's Keeper got in trouble and was removed from the team...

Then apparently our Keeper had to plead falling grades and quit the team so she can study more...

I

decided to try out for the team. And I got in!

I'll do you proud, Gryffindor!

John,

Here is my public apology for pranking you with the bucket of cake.

Not because you've done anything, or to prompt a cessation of hostilities, but because it was genuinely inappropriate on my part.

- Tsunade

[ filtered to Orochimaru only ]When you get a chance, I'd like to talk to you ( Read more... )

Apparently John didn't think too much of how I returned his bucket and has vowed to give me the "pranking of [my] young life".

This will seriously be interesting, if he can pull it off. I'm looking forward to this challenge.

(Really -- what in the world is so bad about cake?)

[filtered to Orochimaru]Don't get all fired up about a prank war ( Read more... )

Wow. So the whole condom thing? It's very amusing to watch the way some people flail.

I, for one, don't think it's something to be horribly excited over, whether or not you find them to be useful.

Nor do I think it entirely appropriate to announce condom availability at mealtime, but that could just be me.I wish the next Hogsmeade visit was ( Read more... )

Good news! I have my journal back. (Thank you, Rapunzel! I'm still reading the Grimm book, too ( Read more... )

Hey guys,

For reasons I'm still figuring out, Rapunzel is going to be holding on to my journal for a little bit.

-Tsu

[she sounds confused]

Hey, what---


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Hey, does anyone know why there were Ministry officials hanging around the Gryffindor tower? And why they were escorting Juliet away??

I can't believe I fell asleep doing my Astronomy homework last night.