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[slowmack]

Sometime in the near future, somewhere in the L.A. area, a child walking at his mother's side will ask the following question

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[tardass]

Crap. Now I won't have an excuse for the tears I shed...because of the unrequited love I have for you!

[slowmack]

Don't worry. Even if smoking isn't what kills me and it takes longer for me to kick the bucket than it otherwise would have, take comfort in the knowledge that I will include a provision in my will to have my unit removed, preserved by taxedermy, and sent to you mounted on a plaque for easy addition to your shrine.

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(Dear sweet Jesus, it just hit me. That's one of the most disturbing "joke" replies I've ever made.)

[boredelf]

Best of luck Jason!

[slowmack]

Thanks a ton. I appreciate it. :)

[slowmack]

But, but...you had Dimple Power to fall back on! I'm not so fortunate. :(

Just kidding. I'll be ok just like you said. Thanks for the support. Please continue to wish me the best though. Send some Dimple Power my way to supplement my will power. :) <3

[gideonhatesyou]

*Smokes*

Quitter!

[firewren]

may the cows be with you!