Society for HandHeld Hushing.

[slodwick]

Dear Cell Phone User...

OMG, y'all. I am going to buy some high-quality, heavy paper and printing these out as soon as I can. Seriously.

Comments

[cosmic]

Heeee. Awes.

[elsmoka]

Fantastic!! I love it!!

[inthekeyofd]

Oh, that's a freakin' BRILLIANT idea!

I had to hear "No I can't eat steak without mashed potatoes, no don't get me fries, make sure my broccolli has cheese sauce on it, no I don't want fries, I want mashed" While waiting for a freakin' bus that was 15 minutes late the other day.

[carta]

The worst was standing next to a girl having a complete meltdown with her boyfriend on the cell. "Jason, stop talking! Jason! Stop talking! Why are you saying that? ::sob sob sob:: Why are you saying that? Stop talking! ::gasp gasp sob sob torrent of tears::" I wanted to snatch the phone out of her hand and throw it under the el. THAT would have made him stop talking. omg.

[jeannie81]

They need those cards for people working in stores.

"Dear cell phone user, please don't ask me to help you buy your sweets/cigarettes/newspaper while you are talking about insignificant things with your friend/s.o./parent/boss and can't be bothered to put down your phone for the lousy 30 seconds (or less!! I've timed it) it takes for me to help you. Thanks (not really thanks, just keeping up with the customer friendly policy of the store. I personally hate your guts and wish you would diaf), the staff"

I *really* would love one of those, I'd shove it up their noses (me? bitter? why do you ask?).

[lady_alatariel_]

YES! I work in a retail store and I'm so sick of trying to ring people up when they try to talk on their phones! GAH! *stabs*