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[slobberymongrel]

S. Black: HALLO LADIES AND GARGOYLES! Now, Christmas holidays are right around the corner. There are fewer groups of people in the world who love Christmas as much as the Marauders [TM]. We fucking love it all. The pudding, the gifts, the anatomically correct gingerbread men, the gifts, the snow, did I mention the gifts? Christmas is a time of

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[flaminbackstbbr]

You're so romantic.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Can count as your Christmas present.

[slobberymongrel]

You cant just take me out of the goodness of your-

dammit.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Exactly the problem. Be happy I'm even willin' to take you.

[slobberymongrel]

You're such a stuffy old thing since you got married.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Bah, humbug.

... I got married like a week ago, genius.

[slobberymongrel]

And it has been a dreadful, stuffy week, let me tell you. I wasnt sure if I should SAY anything.

[flaminbackstbbr]

If you bitch at me I'm not tellin' you were the candy doggie treats are.

[slobberymongrel]

I'll sniff em out.

[flaminbackstbbr]

... It's candy. The world itself smells the same everywhere.

[slobberymongrel]

To a human nose, maybe.

[flaminbackstbbr]

Right. So, d'y'know what the difference between candy dog treats an' th'rest of the candy is?

[slobberymongrel]

The one is for dogs, of course.

[flaminbackstbbr]

For candy dogs.

[slobberymongrel]

Is it still cannibalism if a real dog eats a candy dog?

[flaminbackstbbr]

It is if you enjoy it.