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[slobberymongrel]

S. Black: HALLO LADIES AND GARGOYLES! Now, Christmas holidays are right around the corner. There are fewer groups of people in the world who love Christmas as much as the Marauders [TM]. We fucking love it all. The pudding, the gifts, the anatomically correct gingerbread men, the gifts, the snow, did I mention the gifts? Christmas is a time of

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[la_mignonette]

Oh, this ought to be funny :)

[slobberymongrel]

We're givers, James and I.

[la_mignonette]

Obviously, yeah ^^.

[slobberymongrel]

What do you want for Christmas then?

[namesofthegreat]

Hey hey hey! Nothing wrong with the Slytherin orphans that a nice bottle of firewhiskey couldn't cure. Where's the Gryffindor spirit, Sir Sirius?

Aren't there supposed to be pears on that tree?

[slobberymongrel]

Are you implying I should get small snake-loving orphans drunk?

No, you tit. Not in this [clearly superior] version.

[prongsykins]

Hallo, ridiculously good-looking grandson of mine! I keep forgetting that you're a Slytherin. 'S a bit weird, you know. Potters are Gryffindors back and back and back, and as far as I'm aware, so are Weasleys. But of course, being the good Gryffindors that we are, we wouldn't begrudge you for being in the wrong a different house. I suppose it's a good thing in the end, fostering unity and whatnot between the houses. And that Malfoy wanker is a Gryffindor, isn't he? That's almost poetic.

Pears are for sissies. We've got urine instead.

...I should lay off the Eggnog.

[slobberymongrel]

I like the Malfoy wanker.

[loyalfukutaicho]

This should be hilarious.

[slobberymongrel]

Cheers! We think so too!

[sexy_and_skorty]

I'm doing the 12 Days all at once today.

[slobberymongrel]

You bastard!

[sexy_and_skorty]

It's not my fault I'm more creative than you are.

[slobberymongrel]

People will forget about yours. James and I will revive the laughter and christmas joy CONTINUALLY.

[flaminbackstbbr]

You're so romantic.

[slobberymongrel]

The first version itself isnt much more romantic. What the sod can one do with all those avians?

[flaminbackstbbr]

The song in itself isn't romantic so much as retarded.

[slobberymongrel]

Which is why James and I are improving it.