another day, another dollar. except not because no way i'm going to work till my side feels better and i haven't been there long enough to get sick leave i don't think. standing for many hours at a time really doesn't appeal
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I bought you a little fridge. It may have a scene from Firefly painted on it because I am the awesomest housemate ever. It's sitting in MY room with a bow.
I am so bad at keeping presents a surprise. HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!
Oh, that's just wonderful. Running off with Deirdre and leaving me behind, your jilted lover. *sniff* After getting me all hot and bothered with haikus, too! Whore.
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I bought you a little fridge. It may have a scene from Firefly painted on it because I am the awesomest housemate ever. It's sitting in MY room with a bow.
I am so bad at keeping presents a surprise. HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!
I am making you food now, you just stay in bed!
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can I MARRY you?
seriously, marry me
forget your girlfriends!
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Except no, but I am sure you would make a lovely wife! I'll bring your pressie in in a minute!! Along with the foods!
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ry thinks hes so hot
well here's news for you mister
you're not! come to bed.
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So tell me, Miss Haiku. If I'm not hot, why would you want me in your bed again?
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why do you question me, ry?
come snog it better
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yet kerrang! thinks she's all that
so does she, fucker.
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i can't write fuckin haiku's
to save my damn life.
Ha!
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You'd better be into extra-marital sex.
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