Eighteenth Patrol

[slightly_knurd]

If it weren't bad enough to go walking around in a body that doesn't belong to me, it makes it even harder to tell who the hell is who, and who's pretending to be who, and who's completely different

Comments

[bluebomberx]

That... would be correct, Commander. Don't worry, your body's just fine.

I hope you haven't had any problems?

[slightly_knurd]

None so far. As it happens, there's no chance of cutting myself shaving now.

And you? No trouble?

[bluebomberx]

Nothing yet. Though every time I'm cursed like this I have newfound appreciation for how you humans live.

[slightly_knurd]

That right? How do you mean?

[not_an_amateur]

Sir?

[slightly_knurd]

Sergeant.

[not_an_amateur]

You...

[slightly_knurd]

Switched bodies?

That's right.