[TEXTS] To Blaine & Puck

[growingfeminism]

To rockstarwarbler
I haven't heard from you. You alive, BB? You're alive, right? Right...?

To jewhawk
OMG BLAINE'S DEAD!!!

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[jewhawk]

No, he's not dead! He's resting, I hope. I've been trying to get him to for a while now, but he doesn't listen to me when I'm not constantly there with him.

[growingfeminism]

What's wrong with him?! Is he sick?

[jewhawk]

No. He's not sick... When's the last time you talked to him?

[growingfeminism]

Online or in person?

[rockstarwarbler]

Sorry, I fell asleep. I'm alive. What's up?

[growingfeminism]

What the hell is going on?! I thought we had an agreement that it was okay not to be in touch constantly if we promise to tell each other when something big happened?! I would say you were a lying bitch, but you haven't told me anything!

[rockstarwarbler]

I emailed you but when you didn't reply, I thought you were busy! I mean, it's just been... totally out there, and please don't hit me.

[growingfeminism]

We made a pact to never rely on technology, Anderson! You can't just go and have all the love feels up in this fucker and not include me! I want to do more than hit you! I want to shake you and mess your hair up!

What is even going on? Are you okay? Are you sure you're not dead? Are you happy? If you're not happy, I'll kill him. I'll put a voodoo curse on him. I think I still know some Black Magic. I'll Google it!