May 26, 2011 15:13
black life,
not the noah from your bible,
doesn't give a shit about your butthurt,
this is your brain on crack,
adstringendum,
laughter is a bad bad thing,
really do have butterflies in my stomach,
they see me trollin',
event'd,
event: zombie infestation
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What did you do to him!?
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[Harsh, yeah, definitely, but:]
Turn off the PCD before you tick him off and there are more bodies to pick up.
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[FUCK. YOUR. COUCH. MISTER.]
Who was that? What did -- ?
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[Huffing? Slightly.]
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[The answer better be yes, asshole, because if not, she is going to kick your ass so hard that you won't be able to phase for a freaking week.]
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Just the sort of sheriff we need.
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Oh, come now, I wouldn't go that far - I perform terribly under pressure and all.
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Oh my, Mister Tyki.
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It's only a pity there isn't anything left to feng shui.
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I'm sure there will be plenty with those that might retaliate.
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