damn, i love me some snickers miniatures.

[sleepykisser]

i find it so strange to think that australians celebrate christmas in shorts and tank tops. noblesse oblige to santa in his full regalia.

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[inertiacrept]

My family usually celebrates Christmas with a bong and a handful of poker chips. Pluralism makes the world go round.

We should ALL BE PLURAL ALL OF THE TIME!

Eat Christmas dinner, get munchies, eat all the leftovers, get the munchies, raid the stockings for chocolate, get the munchies, eat a full jar of pickles, pass out on the dining room table.

[sleepykisser]

i love pickles. i had a serious hankering for one last night. i avoided it by eating a bunch of snickers miniatures. any pickle i can get at 2 in the morning is not one i want to be putting in my mouth. ok, i'm sure you can turn that into a perverse joke, so i'm gonna let you take your shot. *waits*

[inertiacrept]

Ah, that's much too easy. Nasty jokes should at least have the element of surprise.

[c_land]

a few years ago, i was in naples, florida around the holidays. it was very strange to see christmas lights on palm trees. i wanted to tell them all that they were just "faking" it. christmas cannot be properly celebrated in south florida. if you have no need for mittens, you really aren't keeping it real. unless you mention jesus or something.

[sleepykisser]

last night at work i pounded my chest with a sideways fist and told the night watchman "peace out, homie."

i'm keepin' it real.

[c_land]

real silly, yo!