We have jungle rats?

I want to get a motherfucking snake, just so I can put it on a motherfucking plane. . . I wanna perform singing in the rain in the middle of a blizzard. . .

Batman wanted justice. . .

The cast of American Pie wanted vagina. . .

We all want something. . .

Excuse me. . .

Nipple. . .

( Read more... )

Ever liked someone so much that you just couldn't stop thinking about them?

Yeah, me neither. . .

I probably have many annoying habits. . .

Wanna find out all of them?!?!

Doesn't that just make dating sound like so much fun?!?!?!

Paris is free. . .

We're all fucked. . .

Literally. . .

Click to view

Wow. . .