I'm going to go see Pirates of the Caribbean today!!

I am very happy!

I forgot to add the injury list into my post.. So here it is ( Read more... )

Mmhmm.. I just walked in the door maybe a half hour ago, so I figured I'd start work on this ( Read more... )

Any who.. I just got back from the coast the other day.. I wanted to type that story before I wrote anything about what I did this past week.. And here it goes ( Read more... )

Mime wanted me to tell him a story.. He didnt like my first one.. Which was; Once apon a time.. There was mime who liked little boys.. Shortly after acting on this fetish, a large man who was the father of the little boy the mime acted out apon. Came, and craped a VW up the Mime's ass.. From that time on the Mime was not a Mime.. But a living ( Read more... )

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I would like to point out that nothing is funnyer than a half clothed man screaming "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PEANUTBUTTER!!??"

And then five seconds later going "oh.. It's in my hand"

Have to love my dad.

Today I went through and learned almost every word there is for prostitute. I'm amused.

bimbo, Casanova, chippie, debauchee, Don Juan, easy lay, floozy, harlot, hussy, jezebel, lecher, libertine, loose woman, profligate, prostitute, rake, slattern, slut, strumpet, swinger, tart, tramp, trollop, wench, whore, call girl, chippy, fallen woman, floozy ( Read more... )

Because of our friend who we call 'Some Dumb Bastard' I have to use my other AIM named PainfulPiercing for the rest of my life. Some how he fucked up UnwrittenFaith and I lost all of my contacts and now I cant add them back. The adding them back thing might be a glitch with AIM but I'm blaming him any ways. Considering that I got added to all sorts ( Read more... )

Something happened to my AIM buddy list.. I lost all of my contacts some how.. So if any one who was on my list (or would like to be) could please leave their AIM name in a comment or something that'd be great. If you dont want to leave it as a comment, e-mail it to me at sleepylama@yahoo.com ( Read more... )